So I really enjoy the dos Equis commercials and thought I would make similar Wow quotes.
If my shaman were to cast healing rain Azeroth would flood.
My sneeze is considered the well of eternity..to bad I don't sneeze
I can't play my DK bc he is the new lich king
My warrior does use rage..it uses confidence
If my warlock were to cast demonic portal it would lead to Inland.
After my first attempt the sha of anger stopped spawning and now the sha of calm spawns
Every item I equips is considered a legendary
I don't carry the flag, the flag carries me
The AH pays a fee to me
Feel free to add your own I can't wait to read them