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    Lightbulb sperm donors

    thinking about doing this to bring some extra income. has anyone here ever donated sperm?
    Milk was a bad choice.


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    Bless, it's you again.

    And i was under the impression that "donating" was for free...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticmoon View Post
    You really have no other way to make an income? Really?
    Granted, you can earn some free days off in a company if you donate blood/plasma/etc... Where I live you only get like a ticket to go to the theatre or something, never heard of anyone getting raw cash.

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    You're a member of the beautiful people club, you'll probably make millions man.

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    If you have what they deem "good genes" then you can make decent money being a regular donator. Definitely not something you could live off of, but extra side cash by going monthly.

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    I tried once but they said it was too potent.

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    Countdown to MRAs arriving to complain about child support starting now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    thinking about doing this to bring some extra income. has anyone here ever donated sperm?
    You have to meet certain criteria for your sperm to be "worth" anything, if you meet that criteria you might could get some money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windfury View Post
    Countdown to MRAs arriving to complain about child support starting now.
    Yeah, the need for that post - 0.

    And sperm donors sign an agreement iirc that forgoes any legal obligation to the child or mother. But hey, keep those digs going...

    It only makes you look great right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windfury View Post
    Countdown to MRAs arriving to complain about child support starting now.
    And of course, it's totally not a coincidence that this comment was brought to you by a feminist that will ironically spark a discussion which which he or she intended to "avoid". Congratulations for being so typical, you won an acorn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manakin View Post
    Yeah, the need for that post - 0.

    And sperm donors sign an agreement iirc that forgoes any legal obligation to the child or mother. But hey, keep those digs going...

    It only makes you look great right?
    They do sign an agreement, all sperm donors do is donate sperm, Windfury, it's a donation, not a "hey I'm going to be a parent thing"... it's for people who can't make a kid themselves, so they seek aid. They want to be parents, and can, they just need some help in the potency department, basically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celltrex View Post
    And of course, this comment was brought up by a feminist and will ironically spark a discussion that will ruin this thread. Congratulations for being so typical, you won an acorn.
    I have a pretty good feeling that the thread will be locked, no matter what, the topic is kind of questionable (though I know it is a real thing, just not sure if they would want a topic that is more or less about sexuality) and yeah...
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    you pretty much give over control of your orgasms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Themius View Post
    you pretty much give over control of your orgasms.


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    Good luck.

    Without any significant intelligence, healthy genes or looks. It is unlikely that you will make a significant amount of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMKing View Post
    Good luck.

    Without any significant intelligence, healthy genes or looks. It is unlikely that you will make a significant amount of money.
    Yes, it is kind of hard to be a sperm donor.
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    Hate to burst your bubble but most fertility clinics limit the amount of "donations" from a single donor to 50

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    A donation of my sperm and people's kids can get all the augs they want without needed Neuropozyne! Assuming of course, they use my swimmers. And who wouldn't want Adam Jensen's swimmers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMKing View Post
    Good luck.

    Without any significant intelligence, healthy genes or looks. It is unlikely that you will make a significant amount of money.
    i have all three
    Milk was a bad choice.


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    Jesus christ, Ron. I fucking love your threads, never stop posting.
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