What kind of a man drops 'em at a urinal

[drwelfare]

Today I walked into a public restroom and saw a grown man standing at a urinal with his pants and underwear around his ankles. I turned around and walked back out after seeing that.

Why would someone drop their pants at a urinal?
Even if you had to drop your pants to urinate wouldn't anyone sensible go into a stall, close the door and then do it?

[Eviscero]

Enormous penis?

[Deleted]

Enormous penis?

At least 12 inches flaccid so they say.

[Speaknoevil]

Hmmmmm.

Probably does it at home and didn't think about it.

I solved the case!

At least 12 inches flaccid so they say.

So we know he's a murderer.

[Deleted]

Plot twist; He wasn't there to take a piss. ^^

[cptaylor38]

Plot twist; He wasn't there to take a piss. ^^

My guess. ^

Where was the restroom located?

Was it in some somewhat deserted area? A rest stop? A park? Just sayin'!

[Eliandal]

Uhh - you're in the restroom anyways - what's the difference? Just do your business and leave.

[Tyraena]

Was this at WalMart? Seems like the sort of thing one would expect there.

[drwelfare]

Hmmmmm.

Probably does it at home and didn't think about it.

Who has a urinal at their house?

[Deleted]

Who has a urinal at their house?

What kind of man sits?

[drwelfare]

My guess. ^

Where was the restroom located?

Was it in some somewhat deserted area? A rest stop? A park? Just sayin'!

At a McDonalds.
A place I worked at someone used to do the same thing, he was morbidly obese though

[wookybear]

What kind of man sits?

One with acute prostitis.

[Deleted]

One with acute prostitis.

Thanks for that

[Kraenen]

i find it easier to get rid of the dribbles when i sit. plus at my own home it's nice to sit because no one else uses the toilet and i wont have to deal with any mess

[Cuchulainn]

Well, he got you to walk out of the restroom, so I guess his assured privacy tactics are working.

[Kraenen]

wait am I the only one who had the impression the guy was dropping a poop in the urinal?

[Kaleredar]

Well, he got you to walk out of the restroom, so I guess his assured privacy tactics are working.

Yes, he's showing his bare ass to anyone that happens by to make sure he doesn't get embarrassed while using the restroom.

What?

[Sorrior]

wait am I the only one who had the impression the guy was dropping a poop in the urinal?

No same thoughts here.

[Jero]

I had that happen to me at work too, but the guy had some sort of mental issues. That is the only reason I could see someone doing that. One, you are showing everyone your butt, two, your pants are on the floor under a urinal. The only other thing I could think of is it was an actual accident and he really dropped his pants midstream.

[cptaylor38]

At a McDonalds.
A place I worked at someone used to do the same thing, he was morbidly obese though

Off topic but a guy I used to be friends with worked at a McDonald's and he caught this homeless guy beating off with hot sauce on multiple occasions. I guess everyone should just avoid McDonald's bathrooms.