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    Alleged masturbating man in Salem bar arrested after Taser proves ineffective.

    A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.

    It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy's Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff's office said.

    The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.


    http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no...man_in_sa.html
    I bet it was a shocking experience.

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    Honestly kind of surprised they didn't pump half a dozen bullets into him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcanist View Post
    Honestly kind of surprised they didn't pump half a dozen bullets into him.
    If he had done it in Portland, the PPD would have....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellhound View Post
    If he had done it in Portland, the PPD would have....
    Really? I figured that Portland was a fairly liberal and civilized place.

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    Meth is a helluva drug.

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    Guy seems like a real jerk off....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.

    It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy's Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff's office said.

    The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.


    http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no...man_in_sa.html
    I bet it was a shocking experience.
    Methturbation, not even once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcanist View Post
    Honestly kind of surprised they didn't pump half a dozen bullets into him.
    That would have been the right thing to do.. he got lucky I guess. What a beastly man, hope he rots in jail.

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    Masturbating in Beaverton, doing it right.

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    i guess the police ... didnt see "it" coming
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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.

    It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy's Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff's office said.

    The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.


    http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no...man_in_sa.html
    I bet it was a shocking experience.
    To be fair you should have done a 'Horatio' after that.

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    A taser and more than 12 men? Is he a fricking giant? O.o

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    Refused to pay a locksmith, refused to leave a shop, had a wank in a pub. What a disgusting human being .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rixis View Post
    A taser and more than 12 men? Is he a fricking giant? O.o
    He was off his nut on Meth it seems.

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    Does meth turn you into superman? Because more than 12 people seems a tiny bit excessive.

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    He looks totally legit to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rixis View Post
    Does meth turn you into superman? Because more than 12 people seems a tiny bit excessive.
    Not really 'Superman' per se, it's mostly pain suppression. Basically get a tanking & not feel much.

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