View Poll Results: You steal: 10 years or a hand?

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    You steal: 10 years or a hand?

    Hypothetical Question!!!

    Doesn't need to make sense:

    You are caught stealing in a location where you have a choice between: 10 years in prison or the removal of a hand.

    What do you choose?

    Me?: 10 years.... I don't want to lose any body parts.....

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    10 years.

    I'd be curious what i could steal to land me 10 years in the U.K though.

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    I stole only one thing in my life and I was embarrassed about it for the rest of my life.

    I stole the E.T cartridge for the Atari. Not a proud point in my life but I learned my lesson. I keep my hand if possible.

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    Ten years. At least it'd give me time to think and exercise, whereas losing a hand would
    change the way I function somewhat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I stole only one thing in my life and I was embarrassed about it for the rest of my life.

    I stole the E.T cartridge for the Atari. Not a proud point in my life but I learned my lesson. I keep my hand if possible.
    You stole THAT piece of shit?

    You shouldn't feel guilt about it at all, you did them a favor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I keep my hand if possible.
    10 years for you!

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    Depends can i get a cool looking prosthetic hand that can crush metal with?

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    Depends can i get a cool looking prosthetic hand that can crush metal with?
    I'm guessing if you are stealing... You probably won't have the $$$ for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade Zaitsev View Post
    You stole THAT piece of shit?

    You shouldn't feel guilt about it at all, you did them a favor.
    its probably unbelievable but me and my friends got caught outside a Zellers store ...terrible night.

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    this scenario seems a bit too black and white....
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    this scenario seems a bit too black and white....
    So, on principle you won't answer the question?

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    im saying you cant take a scenario like stealing and try to apply black and white to it in this fashion. should someone get 10 years for stealing 50$? consequently should they only get 10 years for running a multi million dollar ponzi scheme that ruins the lives of hundreds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    im saying you cant take a scenario like stealing and try to apply black and white to it in this fashion. should someone get 10 years for stealing 50$? consequently should they only get 10 years for running a multi million dollar ponzi scheme that ruins the lives of hundreds?
    Like the OP clearly stated, it's just a hypothetical question, you can either come along and post a response or avoid the topic. It's a fairly simple thing to comprehend.

    I'd go without the hand, figure I could get a transplant one day possibly or like a poster above said, some cool mechanical hand

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    I'd take the 10 years when I was younger but now I'll sacrifice the hand.

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    If your going by the average time you have to live, 10 years would be an eighth of your life. So I'd take my hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elapsed View Post
    Like the OP clearly stated, it's just a hypothetical question, you can either come along and post a response or avoid the topic. It's a fairly simple thing to comprehend.

    I'd go without the hand, figure I could get a transplant one day possibly or like a poster above said, some cool mechanical hand
    its a hypothetical that ignores all possible complications and tries to make it a black and white issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    its a hypothetical that ignores all possible complications and tries to make it a black and white issue.
    You must be a real fun person at parties and around friends

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    I'd definitely give up a hand - I was thinking earlier today that I might get my arms cut off and replaced with awesome robot hands in a decade or so when they are superior to humans hands - ditto for legs. It's a strange thing to think about, but I think I'm ready to be a cyborg when that day comes.
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    Both are draconian punishments for theft.

    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade Zaitsev View Post
    10 years.

    I'd be curious what i could steal to land me 10 years in the U.K though.
    Crown jewels maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    Both are draconian punishments for theft.
    Right... You get a cookie?

    But which would you choose...

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