Man offers around the world plane tickets to person with same name as his ex

[Gheld]

This might make some sense if he didn't state explicitly that he was not expecting romance or even companionship.

Except back to the whole "talking face to face" thread, the primary purpose of verbal communication is to manipulate a reality which does not facilitate the actual desires of the speaker. If somebody explicitly and voluntarily states something comforting that is when you should least trust them. unless you are completely naive.

[Tradewind]

Which Irish accent? I can do a passing impression of Ian Paisley, would that be okay?

think pikey.

[Kalis]

think pikey.

Do I have to buy some knackered old horse? Will I need a pet passport?

[Cthulhu 2020]

He might be a banker or wall street type.

You can get plane tickets for dirt cheap these days.

[Dendrek]

Offer is legit, I uhm, only know that because....uh, reasons.

nevermind, the joke is no good cuz he's not Canadian anyway. Just his ex was. Fun ruined, jerk.

If you don't change your avatar to something not disturbing, I will have no choice but to start saying mean things about you. Duckface.