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  1. 2015-04-05, 03:46 PM #1
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    Common lies said on the internet.

    Common lies told online and what they really mean.

    I work from home (Unemployed)
    I know Karate (I've gotten my ass kicked a lot)
    I've done a lot of research on the subject (I google stuff)
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  2. 2015-04-05, 03:47 PM #2
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    We have faced trials and danger, threats to our world and our way of life. And yet, we persevere. We are the Horde. We will not let anything break our spirits!"
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    I have a girlfriend. In canada. You wouldn't know her.

    I am in/have been in the special forces.

    I'm a girl.

    I truly believe everything I say on the internet.
    You're a towel.
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    "I'm intelligent and have an education".
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  5. 2015-04-05, 03:51 PM #5
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    I swear it's bigger irl.
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  6. 2015-04-05, 03:52 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manakin View Post
    I swear it's bigger irl.
    what is bigger irl?
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  7. 2015-04-05, 03:53 PM #7
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    what is bigger irl?
    My long list of charity based volunteering.

    Or guys on a sex page claiming to sport a 10 inch duck that magically loses -6 stats irl .
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  8. 2015-04-05, 03:53 PM #8
    Doctor Amadeus
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    I workout everyday (I have to go upstairs to use the microwave)
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  9. 2015-04-05, 03:54 PM #9
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    I'm so drunk and/or stoned.
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  10. 2015-04-05, 03:57 PM #10
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    I'm laggy (I suck)
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    "If you do this, there will be a cake for you."
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    I died because of lag
    -> I actually cared more about my current youtube music vid than I care about this boss fight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendra View Post
    "If you do this, there will be a cake for you."
    Now thats not fair as the cake mostly is a a lie

    "I played in vanilla" because what the hell i can google and read what was and pretend i was there too.

    and my favorite

    "Here is a pic of my gf" shows random pic from facebook/twitter.
    Last edited by Vestig3; 2015-04-05 at 04:04 PM.
    - Vanilla was legitimately bad; we just didn't know any better at the time - SirCowDog

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  14. 2015-04-05, 04:04 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talzar View Post
    I'm so drunk and/or stoned.
    Lol omfg yes!

    If that's a persons thing great. But this telling everybody about it is kind if pointless.
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    I tolerate everybody (hates furries and bronies and MLP watchers)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Myx View Post
    I'm laggy (I suck)
    hahaha so true
    We have faced trials and danger, threats to our world and our way of life. And yet, we persevere. We are the Horde. We will not let anything break our spirits!"
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    "Whatever you said is a lie because you're saying it on the internet".
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    I'm oppressed***(I'm insecure)

    Feminism isn't man-hating*** (Now they can't complain when I clearly come at these niggas)

    I'm a real grill***(Wants attention usually)

    I kinda know spanish***(Nigga no you don't)

    Lag***(Nigga shut'ur dumbass up you just standing in fire)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendra View Post
    "If you do this, there will be a cake for you."
    This, is what my GM told me if we got Roic Naxx down for title


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    Last edited by Darsithis; 2015-04-05 at 07:57 PM.
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  19. 2015-04-05, 04:20 PM #19
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    Im a girl.

    Half Life 3 confirmed.

    I died/failed/lost because of lag.

    Im (over) 18.
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  20. 2015-04-05, 04:22 PM #20
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    I'm 6"7'.

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