Girlfriend bites me.

[Naposim1337]

Usually in animals it means that they lack some vitamin or other food supplement. Buy her some and see what happens.

Now this, i would never think of this! I'll stock on protein powder and vitamins!

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Well, bite her clit similarly. Bite the whole hood area really, i mean... she might really like it, but if you need to draw blood... don't be a pussy about it, and draw fucking blood.

Well that seems like a good advice! I'm definitely gonna try this!

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I'd suggest trying to slightly alter your body's composition to become more toxic. Obviously you don't want to take it too far, but if biting you means several hours of nausea and vomiting I think she - or anybody else who wants a taste - will think twice before coming back for seconds. As a bonus, you won't ever have to worry about those pesky mozzies again!

Now this sounds a little bit extreme, no? I praise myself for living healthily...maybe that's the reason tho! Maybe i taste real good so she has to bite more and more :O

[Wildtree]

Did she suggest or make fava beans lately?

[Deleted]

Buy her one of those squeaky chew toys, it will help calm her nerves.
Also make sure she is vaccinated so you don't get rabies.

[Deleted]

Beat her......

Well that escalated quickly

But really, biting could be considered domestic violence

You should go to your local police station and fill out a report about her

It can be handy later if she escalates into other forms of domestic abuse

Don't be a victim, catch the warning signs early

[Deleted]

Well that escalated quickly

But really, biting could be considered domestic violence

You should go to your local police station and fill out a report about her

It can be handy later if she escalates into other forms of domestic abuse

Don't be a victim, catch the warning signs early

If she's doing it as part of sexytimes, she probably thinks you like it. Tell her you don't like it first. If she doesn't stop, then report it

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well if you don't like it there was that one post about chew toy. they are called ball gags and should be used 24/7 on womyns and a shock collar with a timer when they are leaving the kitchen giving you your refill.

But truthfully talking is the key, if you can't talk it's not going to least long

[Megitsune]

Well, bite her clit similarly. Bite the whole hood area really, i mean... she might really like it, but if you need to draw blood... don't be a pussy about it, and draw fucking blood.

O.O Woah woah. Please.

[Kathandira]

I have a girlfriend who just loves to bite me. I dont mind it, it turns me on, but recently she became more aggresive. The other day, she was biting me furiously while kissing, i couldn't eat next day! Yesterday, she bit me 6 times into same spot. Im not a pussy but it's starting to hurt and people are asking... What should i do?

You should talk to her about it. Tell her to be easy since she hurt you. Why is this a thread? This answer should be the easiest, most obvious approach.

[zephid]

I have a girlfriend who just loves to bite me. I dont mind it, it turns me on, but recently she became more aggresive. The other day, she was biting me furiously while kissing, i couldn't eat next day! Yesterday, she bit me 6 times into same spot. Im not a pussy but it's starting to hurt and people are asking... What should i do?

Tell her to stop? Or at least tell her to not bite so hard.

[Maxilian]

How is she biting you from the kitchen?

Well sometimes you have to go to the kitchen to get a beer

[Deleted]

Tell her to stop? Or at least tell her to not bite so hard.

Nah, that's like telling a man who's slapping his wife to not slap her so hard.

Police, straight up, call 911.

[Vermicious]

Make sure she's up to date on her shots... in particular Rabies.

[Kasierith]

There's really nothing constructive about this conversation.

Closed.