WoW and your stripper name.

[WillFeral]

You have to create a name for yourself after landing a job as a stripper, your first name has to be the name of your main character in WoW and your last name has to be the name of your first (real life) pet.

Go!

[Wishblade]

I'm gonna assume the pet is real life, because some of us don't use pets like those silly hunters! :P
And if it's companion pets then oh dear!

Anyway:
Wishblade Koopa

I can just see it before me... A frigging Koopa Troopa on the pole... *shiver*

[Jessicka]

But my first pet, a cat called Jess, happens to be the name of my main, called Jessicka? I guess Jessicka Jess works as a stripper name pretty well.

OT, how come strippers have all the best shoes?

[muto]

Planet Brown Snake (companion pet) or Planet Sparky (1st in real life pet)

[foxHeart]

I can just see it before me... A frigging Koopa Troopa on the pole... *shiver*

I'm sure you don't just need to imagine. Rule 34 permeates all things...