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    Buying my mom an Ipad Air 2

    It is my mom's birthday on Thursday. I told her I have a gift for her. She keeps asking me if it is an Ipad Air 2. Ever since I bought mine, she has been telling me that she is going to buy one for herself as her laptop is broken. Thing is, I already gave her £5000 (£4000) I owed her as I money I borrowed and £1000 out of kindness. I feel kind of bad because it is like she doesn't even care about the extra £1000 I have given her on top of what I owed her. She has booked a holiday with this and is now complaining to me about not having anymore money! I feel kind of forced into buying her an Ipad Air 2 because if I don't, she may decide NOT to give her house to me when she dies. So I am trying to be so kind and generous to manipulate her into thinking that I am the better son...

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    Should buy a box set of like Full House or something and sit down and watch it together.
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    i'm getting the feeling here....that your family seems to worship money and materialism.
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    So you paid your mom back, gave her 1k extra, she spends it to go on holiday and is complaining about lack of money...

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    Good lord...either your family is ridiculously materialistic, in a sense that I would never want to have anything to do with your family, or you're attempting to troll for some very odd reason.
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    You paid your mother back. That's one transaction.
    You paid your mother another ton, I mean a thousand pounds, "out of kindness". That's one transaction, but the "out of kindness deserves a bit of a raised eyebrow.
    Your mother has a birthday coming. That's one transaction.

    The three are not related. One is debt, one is an act that you took on your own, one is a common reason to give a parent something nice.

    Where's the confusion? You feel like you need to do something so that you get her house? Do you have any idea what a vulture that makes you sound like? Sheesh! And you worry about the price of a minor bit of electronics?
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    maybe buy her an iPad2 for firing you out her vagina cannon, as gratitude?

    because without your mom, you couldn't come here to complain about her dropping hints after she lent you 4,000.

    my mom wouldn't spit on me if i was on fire.

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    So you're trying to buy your mom's house with an iPad air?

    Not sure who is worse.

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