Man kicked Out of Naked Bike Ride for Having Erection

[Themius]

Floppy dicked haters

“Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around - it was a horrible sight. It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much. One of the organizers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police.”

“The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police.”

Race organizer Barry Freeman confirmed the incident on Facebook, writing “We do not accept this behavior and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started.”

It seems rather odd that a bike ride about nudity and embracing the human body would say "no erections at all!" as though they're something you have absolute 100% control over at all times. I'm sure there are women who get turned on, but you can't quite "see" that unless you're going about checking seats for moistness. Seems really hypocritical.

[Gamdwelf]

You can ride your bike naked, but you can't like it.

[IIamaKing]

Take that patriarchy.

[ThePants999]

Right. A hundred flaccid penises is no problem, but one erect one is "a horrible sight". GTFO.

[Spectral]

Stupid event has stupid occurrence. Color me shocked!

[SL1200]

Strange. It's not something people always have control over. Did they boot the women who had erect nipples too? Just wierd.

[Deleted]

Ohh god this comment

"Why? Why do this? Why tempt fate in this way? All those hungry, hungry bike chains, just waiting to grind your Vienna Sausage into Potted meat."

It causes physical pain to read it for me...

[Prifter]

It must have been hard for him.

[Themius]

I do find it weird that the types that tend to be for nudity and embracing the body, also condemn erections.

[Spectral]

I do find it weird that the types that tend to be for nudity and embracing the body, also condemn erections.

It's almost like they're just contrarian assholes rather than people with coherent positions...

[Deleted]

so the only bloke enjoying himself got kick out?

Yeah they sound a fun bunch.

Anyone else find it ironic that a group that use freedom of expression to make a point, restrict someone who does not conform?

Who gets offended by a cock anyway? what kind of repressed backwards prudes are they?

[Deleted]

Whats the point in having a naked bike ride anyway? Cant they just get into a big pile or something..

[Bapestar]

They would have kicked me out too, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

[Baracuda]

Whats the point in having a naked bike ride anyway? Cant they just get into a big pile or something..

[Soisoisoi]

Can't control mine at the best of times, how it was his fault - and kicking him out when they're all nude - is just stupid.

[Deleted]

Can't control mine at the best of times, how it was his fault - and kicking him out when they're all nude - is just stupid.

They wouldnt ever kick somebody out for having a boner during a clothed bike event.

[Deleted]

I wonder how many women were gushing wet by grinding their seats.
This just reeks of discrimination.

[mhdoe]

Learn some control

[Ashnazg]

For fairness sake, they should have booted out any chick with hard nipples or wet spots on the bike seat too.

[Dellis0991]

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Learn some control

A erection is human nature, becoming aroused is human nature...well if your a eunuch I can't say anything then.

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It must have been hard for him.

Bahahaaaha!!