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    How do you guys feel about massage parlours?

    Do you think its wrong? My colleagues set aside parlour money each week, so they don't cheat on the wives. I think it's wrong personally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    Do you think its wrong? My colleagues set aside parlour money each week, so they don't cheat on the wives. I think it's wrong personally.
    I'm going to assume this is a serious thread, so what is wrong with massage parlor?
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    Are you talking about "happy ending" massages or something like that?
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    Getting a massage is wrong? Or are you talking about the happy ending variant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fexus View Post
    I'm going to assume this is a serious thread, so what is wrong with massage parlor?
    I'm a single guy so it seems weird when I hear my co-workers set aside money to have sex and everything else with masseurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fexus View Post
    I'm going to assume this is a serious thread, so what is wrong with massage parlor?
    He makes up the vast majority of stuff that he posts here, best not to entertain his questions as that's what he's looking for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Are "happy endings" really that popular? I had a massage done once. It was nice - would do it again.
    if you are married to a working man they are quite common and expected apparently. My boss was telling today he hasn't had sex with his wife in 2 years and so it got me thinking why he pays for sex with masseurs.,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I'm a single guy so it seems weird when I hear my co-workers set aside money to have sex and everything else with masseurs.
    Yeah those aren't massage parlors. Those are brothels, and I think most women would consider sex with prostitutes to be cheating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Are these, like, the shitty hole in the wall places?
    he says it costs around 120 dollars each time...which is about an hour hardcore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    he says it costs around 120 dollars each time...which is about an hour hardcore.
    What do you do for an hour? Especially if you're not normally getting any? Go quick and try to recharge for round two before the hour's up?
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    They're doing it so they don't cheat on their wives? But it is cheating. Just because they pay for it doesn't change that they're getting it from someone else.

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    I always think no way those things can run there nobody goes in and out and still fancy decorations and so forth in a relative good location.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Are these, like, the shitty hole in the wall places?
    by the description it sounds like a legit masseur that the girls do "independent" side business that just happens to have a convenient kick back to the establishment.

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    So do you think massage parlors always equate to sex with the masseuse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fexus View Post
    What do you do for an hour? Especially if you're not normally getting any? Go quick and try to recharge for round two before the hour's up?
    after a few rounds at the bar he told me he had his legs lifted in the air like a little baby and it got pretty gross after that. won't say what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calfredd View Post
    So do you think massage parlors always equate to sex with the masseuse?
    How do they even run otherwise if they dont do that?

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    Seems I don't even know what that is. Isn't it that kind of place where it says "massage" on the outside, but on the inside it's a Thai brothel?

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    There's a place not far from here that has legal prostitution. I've thought about going once or twice when I didn't have a girlfriend, what guy hasn't? The cost keeps me away for one. Another thing that keeps me away is that it doesn't seem moral.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    There's a place not far from here that has legal prostitution. I've thought about going once or twice when I didn't have a girlfriend, what guy hasn't? The cost keeps me away for one. Another thing that keeps me away is that it doesn't seem moral.
    Meh I don't have any issue with the morality per se (although I'd want to make sure the workers there were treated well which is often no the case in sex industries). After that my biggest concern would be health.
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