Bilateral agreement on most important political issue of our generation

[Mormolyce]

The simple notion of adding peas to guacamole has caused a Twitter storm, with Barack Obama taking to the social media platform to protest against the non-classic ingredient.

The New York Times (NYT) tweeted a link to a green pea guacamole recipe in which the writer described the addition as "radical" but also "completely obvious after you taste it".


VINE: Jimmy Fallon asks Jeb Bush if he puts peas in guacamole
The president of the United States quickly disagreed tweeting: "Respect the NYT, but not buying the peas in guac. Onions, garlic, hot peppers ... classic."

In a rare bipartisan move, one of Mr Obama's White House challengers, Jeb Bush, agreed, himself tweeting: "You don't put peas in guacamole."

Last month comedian Jimmy Fallon failed to persuade Mr Bush peas were a worthy guacamole inclusion.

The Republican presidential candidate told Fallon: "We don't do peas in guacamole my man."

The Republican Party of Texas weighed in on the debate tweeting the NYT "declared war on Texas" by being pro-peas.

Other Twitter users were not so diplomatic. One suggested peas in guacamole was a hate crime.

The publication's food editor has sent a tweet saying Mr Obama "will come around".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-0...debate/6590798

A week ago the Supreme Court made gay marriage legal on a federal level, and today the civil rights movement moves on to the next bloody socio-political battleground: recognition of the right of peas to be included in guacamole.

[apepi]

You think Texas is worried about peas? They are too worried about beans in their chili!

[PC2]

Peas are inferior, it's an insult to Avocado.

[Dispraise]

What you add to your guacamole in the privacy of your own home is your business, but I personally can't accept the addition of peas on moral grounds.

[Mormolyce]

What you add to your guacamole in the privacy of your own home is your business, but I personally can't accept the addition of peas on moral grounds.

Does it not say in the Book of Common Prayer, "Give peas in our time, O Lord"?

[Deleted]

Why would you add peas? Guacamole in the cook books never included peas.
What is with my culinary freedoms?

[Merkava]

The president of the United States quickly disagreed tweeting: "Respect the NYT, but not buying the peas in guac. Onions, garlic, hot peppers ... classic."

I've known since June 2011 not to doubt Obama on these matters. Obama: ‘You Shouldn’t Put Ketchup On A Hot Dog’ POTUS gets it right again.

[Mormolyce]

I've known since June 2011 not to doubt Obama on these matters. Obama: ‘You Shouldn’t Put Ketchup On A Hot Dog’ POTUS gets it right again.

This seemed like insanity to me until I discovered that Chicago-style hot dogs use actual slices of tomato.

[Deleted]

This seemed like insanity to me until I discovered that Chicago-style hot dogs use actual slices of tomato.

I heard chicago style pizza puts even british breakfast to shame in terms of things
you would refuse when a tribal chieftain offers to share it with you.

Yak milk maybe but this?

[Piglord]

How to make guacamole

Step 1: get avocado
Step 2: throw that shit in the trash because it's fucking nasty
Step 3: get bean dip

[Independent voter]

Someone mentioned Chicago hotdog, very tasty.

[Mormolyce]

Someone mentioned Chicago hotdog, very tasty.

Kosher pickle spear is another variety of gherkin (US: pickle)?

Are sport peppers some kind of pickled chilli?

I assume neon relish is just a bright pickle relish.

[kyoloco]

wow...i need that in my mouth

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Yesterday, A "peas in Guacamole" supporter was denied service at a restaurant because the owners hold a strong belief that putting peas in guacamole is a sin against nature.

UPDATE: The Restaurant is now being picketed by other pro-pea supporters carrying signs saying "Give Peas a chance!"

[Kaleredar]

All we ask is that you give peas a chance!











I'll see myself out.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

All we ask is that you give peas a chance!











I'll see myself out.

Beat you with that joke by about 2 minutes

[I Push Buttons]

I clicked the POTUS twitter and when he did his AMA about the ACA the other day the first question response on his twitter was "Why did Bush do 9/11?"

Lol.

[Ripster42]

How to make guacamole

Step 1: get avocado
Step 2: throw that shit in the trash because it's fucking nasty
Step 3: get bean dip

Replace step 3 with goat cheese and we have a deal.

[Mormolyce]

What we should really fear is people trying to get bakers to make a cake with pea guacamole on it.

[Nadiru]

How to make guacamole

Step 1: get avocado
Step 2: throw that shit in the trash because it's fucking nasty
Step 3: get bean dip

You disgust me. Guac is proof of a benevolent creator, you can't reject it!