At 2 years old my mom told me to stop jumping around with a snoopy ruler in my mouth. i ignored her and ended up swallowing it. Best thing was she bought me Planet Hoth Han Solo and Chewie to cheer me up.
Rode down a steep grass hill on a dare, took a spill skidded 20 feet down it. Broke my bike and elbow and a mile walk home.
playing 5 aside football, it hit me in the nards twice in one match and once in the face.