ISIS Has a 24-Hour Help Desk for Terrorists

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http://recode.net/2015/11/16/isis-ha...or-terrorists/

NBC News has learned that ISIS is using a Web-savvy new tactic to expand its global operational footprint — a 24-hour jihadi help desk to help its foot soldiers spread its message worldwide, recruit followers and launch more attacks on foreign soil.

Counterterrorism analysts affiliated with the U.S. Army tell NBC News that the ISIS help desk, staffed by a half-dozen senior operatives around the clock, was established with the express purpose of helping would-be jihadists use encryption and other secure communications in order to evade detection by law enforcement and intelligence authorities.

[Hooked]

So they cant pinpoint this location?. Bullshit.

[Tierbook]

ISIS has better IT support than most gaming companies.... ain't that funny

[Deleted]

what music do they use for on hold?

[Bonkbonk100]

what music do they use for on hold?

I would post a link to a song on youtube, but I have a feeling some mod will not find it tunak funny.

[Crissi]

"Hello, I'm having trouble blowing myself up"
" have you tried turning it off and on again?"

[Belize]

I would post a link to a song on youtube, but I have a feeling some mod will not find it tunak funny.

I'll take one for the team:

[Varvara Spiros Gelashvili]

"Hello, I'm having trouble blowing myself up"
" have you tried turning it off and on again?"

If that doesn't work you have to take out the battery and wait 20 seconds.

[taliey]

You can contact ISIS if you want to pursue terrorist activities.

Somehow, this makes sense in the context of their strategy.

[jackofwind]

I'll take one for the team:

Punjabis and Sikhs are very nice people with a lot of beautiful culture who should never be associated with ISIS, even in jest.

They already take way too much flak for largely having a similar skin tone.

[Kalis]

Punjabis and Sikhs are very nice people with a lot of beautiful culture who should never be associated with ISIS, even in jest.

They already take way too much flak for largely having a similar skin tone.

I thought it was perhaps something to do with that particular song, as Sikhs aren't historically too keen on Muslims.

[Fencers]

Hopefully Anonymous can pinpoint the number of this help desk and really take the war to ISIS by redirecting all calls for help to a midi file of Drake's Hotline Bling.

[Belize]

Punjabis and Sikhs are very nice people with a lot of beautiful culture who should never be associated with ISIS, even in jest.

They already take way too much flak for largely having a similar skin tone.

He said Tunak. I provided Tunak. Get rekt son.

[Deleted]

Hopefully Anonymous can pinpoint the number of this help desk and really take the war to ISIS by redirecting all calls for help to a midi file of Drake's Hotline Bling.

Having Anonymous fuck with them is the closest they will come to 72 virgins.

[GennGreymane]

How convenient for all the terrorists.

[luc54]

"This is ISIS Jihad 24 hour help desk. Please specify help you need and we will direct you to appropriate experts. Press number 1 for bomb making press number 2 for smuggling AKs into countries..."

[Damajin]

Having Anonymous fuck with them is the closest they will come to 72 virgins.

You win the Best Post in Thread award. So much zing on that one, haha.

[Independent voter]

"Hello, my name is Akmed, I'm having second thoughts about this suicide thing."

[Adam Jensen]

Punjabis and Sikhs are very nice people with a lot of beautiful culture who should never be associated with ISIS, even in jest.

They already take way too much flak for largely having a similar skin tone.

Indeed. Sikh turbans aren't even the same style. And furthermore, never piss off a man who is religiously mandated to carry a big fucking knife, no matter how nice he is.

[DavidDDavidson]

I'll take one for the team:

Sikh are absolutely bro tier, professional kebab remover. Fuck all of the kebabs.