(satire) Trump calls Canadians "Snow Mexicans"...

[Amunrasonther]

This can't possibly be real...and delete if already posted:

Angered by Canada’s refusal to seal their border off to ‘foreign radicals’, a fiery Donald Trump today lambasted Canada and vowed to ensure that the ‘snow Mexicans’ and anyone else in Canada would not be able to invade the United States during his watch.
During a highly covered speech in Phoenix, Arizona, Trump energized his voter base and vowed to implement policies that will make America great again.

trump-and-flagAfter the speech, eyewitnesses claim that Trump revealed he plans to build a secondary wall along the Canadian border because the ‘snow Mexicans’ in the North are just as dangerous as the ‘establishment Mexicans’ in the South. This was a doubling-down of the presumptive Republican nominees words on Twitter.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has already been warned that Trump intends to build a wall along the Canadian border and block off basic travel to Canada, unless the Canadian government agrees to block travelers from countries on Trump’s ‘no business’ list. Trudeau responded by offering easy citizenship to any Americans ‘wishing to flee Trump’ before the wall is build, if Trump is elected president.

http://liberaldarkness.com/2016/06/1...e-they-belong/

[Sierra85]

Trump knows how to work the media to keep himself relevant. It's one of his strategies to win the election.

Short provocative sound bites that the media can jump on.

[Deleted]

Hahahahaha

But will the femininst prime minister pay for it?

[Poopymonster]

On one hand, it sounds like satire.
On the other hand, it looks like an attempted hit piece.
On the gripping hand, I know he's that batshit crazy that it could be true.

[Amunrasonther]

It IS pretty damn hilarious...

[SLSAMG]

Trump is a genius at pushing peoples buttons. It's sadly the only tool in his arsenal..

[Kapadons]

There is no way this can be real.... it's just so mind blowingly stupid. It's bad enough to say we need a wall with Mexico, but good luck drumming up support for one with Canada.

And why would it be Canada's business to stop people from entering Canada for some US "no business " list. Police your own damn borders

[GennGreymane]

They will build the igloos AND THEY WILL PAY FOR IT!

[Bollocks]

I could not find any source for this news aside from the page you are posting OP, so I'm doubting the story for now

[Amunrasonther]

I could not find any source for this news aside from the page you are posting OP, so I'm doubting the story for now

Says its 3 days old and i've heard nothing about it so maybe..

[Pangean]

Other stories from site:

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Trump Calls Canadians ‘Snow Mexicans’, Vows to Build Wall To Keep Them “In Canada Where They Belong”
Hillary Clinton Visits Cage of Captured Bernie Sanders Supporters, Vows to Release Them if They Switch Their Vote
Obama Creates Zika Virus To Brainwash Republians and Give Hillary Clinton A New Age of Liberal Darkness
NBA Forced to Suspend Steph Curry In Game 7 For Violently Assaulting Fan with Mouthpiece

Poe's law folks.

[Vanyali]

I'm not SAYING this is a crank site, I'm just saying these are their articles...


http://liberaldarkness.com/2016/06/1...ch-their-vote/

Hillary Clinton Visits Cage of Captured Bernie Sanders Supporters, Vows to Release Them if They Switch Their Vote


http://liberaldarkness.com/2016/06/1...eral-darkness/

Obama Creates Zika Virus To Brainwash Republians and Give Hillary Clinton A New Age of Liberal Darkness

[Snuzzfizzle]

http://fake.trendolizer.com/2016/06/...ey-belong.html

Looks like fake.

[Pangean]

I'm not SAYING this is a crank site, I'm just saying these are their articles...


http://liberaldarkness.com/2016/06/1...ch-their-vote/

Hillary Clinton Visits Cage of Captured Bernie Sanders Supporters, Vows to Release Them if They Switch Their Vote


http://liberaldarkness.com/2016/06/1...eral-darkness/

Obama Creates Zika Virus To Brainwash Republians and Give Hillary Clinton A New Age of Liberal Darkness

It's a crank site.

Donald Trump Sends American Bald Eagle after Canadian Snow Goose to Warn Canadians of American Dominance
Liberal Darkness in Canada: New Prime Minister Trudeau Orders 'Removal of Crosses and Indexing of Christians' Liberal Darkness in Canada: New Prime Minister Trudeau Orders 'Removal of Crosses and Indexing of Christians'
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[Edge-]

Satire site is satirical. Don't get trikt.

[nonameelf]

I suppose this is a reasonable response to Justin Bieber.

[Vanyali]

Ohmygod it gets better:


http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/10/3...ol-of-america/


NASA: Obama Performs ‘Rite of the Dead Skull Comet’ To Hand Satan Control of America



http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/11/0...replace-jesus/

Starbucks Helps Lesbians Declare War on Christmas, Place ‘Lillith’ The Goddess of Lesbianism on Christmas Cups to Replace Jesus

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It's a crank site.

Donald Trump Sends American Bald Eagle after Canadian Snow Goose to Warn Canadians of American Dominance
Liberal Darkness in Canada: New Prime Minister Trudeau Orders 'Removal of Crosses and Indexing of Christians' Liberal Darkness in Canada: New Prime Minister Trudeau Orders 'Removal of Crosses and Indexing of Christians'
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I know, I was just..

I don't know. It was supposed to be humor, but it failed before I even posted it.

[May90]

The wall better be artificially heated up then, so the snow men melt down trying to climb across it!

[Belize]

Um, excuse me, but we prefer the term "Snow Beaner" tyvm

No seriously, my friends have called me that before.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Story is from a satire page.