... I'm gonna barf. I swear, they are shoving this whole sacrifice shit down our throats so hard. Ever since 7.0, whether it's Xe'ra sucking Illidan's cock, Demon Hunters screeching "I've sacrificed everything, what have you done" or Illidan and Xe'ra reprimanding us for killing Illidan, in our "ignorance".
How the fuck were we supposed to know what Illidan was planning?
He didn't tell us.
Hey, Illidan, you dickhead, next time you have a big ole' grand plan like this, FUCKING TELL US. You can't understand, in the slightest, how it totally looked like you were the bad guy in TBC? What, with you being allied to fel elves, naga and demons. With you being a complete dick-tator all over Outland. With Malfurion telling us in Vanilla "oh, Illidan has gone insane, ever since he lost to Arthas".
Yeah, how stupid we are for not knowing you secretly planned to steal some object in order to invade Argus and destroy the Legion for good. It's totally our fault. Maybe if you've gotten laid a bit more when you were occupied stalking Tyrande, you wouldn't have become an outcast talking to a skull all day. Blame us for thinking you are insane.
Fuck off.