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    Wild boars overrun muslim terrorist position, kill 3. Good Job Porkins!


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    You just can't make this stuff up sometimes xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deja Thoris View Post
    You just can't make this stuff up sometimes xD
    Not my joke, but someone called them "Squeal Team 6".

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    Dear God, the irony.

    @ OP , you-know-who will probably be here before long.

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    Hunkka Matta, muthfucka!!

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    Boars are scary as fuck and now they are out for conquest.

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    More deadly and effective than most murican special forces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peskre View Post
    Boars are scary as fuck and now they are out for conquest.
    And smart too.

    You won't see boars out there with a "refugees welcome" sign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peskre View Post
    Boars are scary as fuck and now they are out for conquest.
    I have a cousin in Alabama that sent me an email containing a pic of one he killed with a bow. That's right, a bow. The thing was huge, like 850 lbs. It was a legit dire boar, like some sht you would fight in D&D at low levels.
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    Considering that wild boar attacks (in addition of being extremely rare) are the action of solitary males in rutting season, I'm very sceptical on the event....

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    Well that settles it. Don't need boots on the ground to defeat ISIS, just hooves!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berengil View Post
    I have a cousin in Alabama that sent me an email containing a pic of one he killed with a bow. That's right, a bow. The thing was huge, like 850 lbs. It was a legit dire boar, like some sht you would fight in D&D at low levels.
    Use a penetration arrow, hit it in the lungs/heart, it's dead in 15 seconds.

    Hell, you can kill a bear with a bow, you just need pinpoint accuracy.
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    I would like to hear how the ISIS mullahs spinned this.
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    Best case scenario, ISIS members take it as some sort of sign from above.
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    muslims don't eat pork, but pork doesn't mind a bit of muslim.

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    Insert pork joke here!

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    The most ironic thing I've ever seen in my life. Do you still get to go to heaven if a pig kills you?

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    muslims don't eat pork, but pork doesn't mind a bit of muslim.
    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zethras View Post
    Use a penetration arrow, hit it in the lungs/heart, it's dead in 15 seconds.

    Hell, you can kill a bear with a bow, you just need pinpoint accuracy.
    Honestly I'd just carry a gun, are there any advantages to using a bow over a gun in any given situation...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berengil View Post
    Dear God, the irony.

    @ OP , you-know-who will probably be here before long.
    Yeah....inb4 Muslim-apologist Endus comes along and locks the thread, because "reasons".

    OT: That is fucking hilarious. Justice served in one of the most ironic ways possible.

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