Dating profile turnoffs

[Ethris]

1. I'm a radical feminist and blah blah intersectional blah blah cis het white men blah blah privilege
2. Here's a picture of me as a dog
3. "I'm sapiosexual, but I majored in communications and women's studies."
4. Photographs include offspring
5. Tattoos

[Doctor Amadeus]

1. People with a bunch of dudes in their fucking pictures, I mean fine you have male friends but what the fuck how the hell are you single if you friendzone that many guys LOL
2. People who are animal freaks. Now don't get me wrong, I don't hate animal pet in general but if you have photos of you nearly blowing your dog, ill pass.
3. Anything with any drug references, I don't really care if you smoke weed, fine I get it, I am not bothered but you revolve your world around it, Ill pass.
4. Material or shallow people, doesn't matter how good you look, if you are defective as a human being, Ill pass
5. Republicans or Conservative, especially motherfuckers with any kind of national flag in their bullshit, Ill pass


Other than that, no real deal breakers, a good personality and decent attitude is nice, I mean not EVERY BODIES best friend, but not pissed or hateful to the world without due.

[Googolplex]

"People who complain on a gaming forum about the things they don't like about dating profiles."

That and 'Duck Face' pictures pretty much sums it up for me.

[Deleted]

So you found a mindless incubator for your worthless genepool? Gee, I'm sure all those 'filthy liberals' are jelly as fuck.

Whenever i see this shit i cant help but smile, when i know who i am, and i know who is talking to me (by statistical probabilities).


She is not a mindless incubator, she is so much better than liberal trash out there.
But anyway i reckon this is a bait, you know i like to be baited cos i know for sure im better than many and many here.

About my genepool, at 1.97m, 105 kilograms, blonde of hair, practical inteligence (working in the domain i work, bringing foreign money into my country). I have the superior genes and so does she.

We will build a dynasty, A DYNASTY! 5 god damned kids each with their traits, each superior.


You on the other hand go wank some porn and maybe if you can withstand a feminist, go for it.

I have an advise to you, make some kids, make something in your worthless life, or at the 40 years old you will be a defeated sad human being, surounded by cats and small dogs. Attacking and baiting men like me wont bring you happyness in the long run.

[Deleted]

People who say "I like to have fun"...

WHO THE HELL DOESN'T? IT'S THE FREAKING DEFINITION OF FUN, IT MEANS YOU LIKE IT...

It means they are easy tbh.

[Travis B]

People who feel the need to describe themselves as "sex positive", especially if it's in the very first sentence of their profile.

[Ulfric Trumpcloak]

I didn't know online dating was actually a thing.

[d00mGuArD]

1) Is overweight
2) Is old (over 30)
3) Having kids
4) Smoking, Drugs, Tattoos, Shopping, Clubbing
5) Restaurants
6) Having no interests or hobbies
7) "Looking for someone to make me laugh"

[Deleted]

I never did online dating but than again I never really dated a lot. Sorry for the offtopic-offtopic