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    Ok guys, this post is for people who think turtles are lame.
    I want you to meet someone :


    This is an alligator snapping turtle, it can bite your arm clean off without breaking a sweat.

    Still not convinced? okay


    This is bowser, the main villan of the super mario games, he is based on a turtle and doesn't look weak/lame


    This guy is named blastoise, now he is not only a big strong turtle but he has 2 big ass guns on his shoulders

    I'm telling you, turtles can be cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjoramier of Lordaeron View Post
    Not just a turtle... TOTTLE!
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    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...2#post47711602

    New one, doesn't mention turtles so I won't bite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimfrost View Post
    I'm telling you, turtles can be cool
    They are a pretty low-tier reptile though. Definitely not as cool as snakes or some lizards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimfrost View Post
    turtles can be cool
    Only if you let the turtle soup go cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitei View Post
    They are a pretty low-tier reptile though. Definitely not as cool as snakes or some Dragons.


    Fixed that for you
    #TeamLegion #UnderEarthofAzerothexpansion plz #Arathor4Alliance #TeamNoBlueHorde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimfrost View Post
    This is bowser, the main villan of the super mario games, he is based on a turtle and doesn't look weak/lame
    Now I want a turtle-humanoid class. Kappas? Anyway, ya, bowser is the coolest turtle-thing.

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    I swear I've clicked that dumb underwater image like 10 times now.

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    Boats, Tortollan. Hell if the elf rumors are false this is an A+ expansion right there for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karzerus View Post
    I swear I've clicked that dumb underwater image like 10 times now.
    Were you in the 7.0 thread? Since if you were you probably forgot to add at least 1 more 0 at the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadochi View Post
    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...2#post47711602

    New one, doesn't mention turtles so I won't bite.
    wtf.. it's..gone

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    I just saw someone post the expansion image on /v/, I registered to post it here but I can't post links

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadochi View Post
    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...2#post47711602

    New one, doesn't mention turtles so I won't bite.
    That one got deleted quick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadochi View Post
    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...2#post47711602

    New one, doesn't mention turtles so I won't bite.
    N'zoth corrupts Yogg-saron's fragment. Corruptception.

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    I musy say I am a bit surprised at the popularity of the Tortolla compared to other "lower" races

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    Get ready for your final adventure on Azeroth as you know it. The Old World is a love letter to Warcraft's past, and things will never be the same after its events.

    A few spoilers from the plot:

    When the brave champions of the Alliance and the Horde slaughtered two of the vile old gods, every aspect of their being split away and took form deep under the Earth. Now weaker than ever before, these shards of the void fell prey to the whispers of N'zoth.

    U'kre, the Madness of Yogg-Saron has seeded the Whispering Forest among the ruins of the fallen kingdom, Azjol-Nerub. From there, she grows the tendrils of void that nourishes N'zoth, making him a greater threat than he ever was.

    Azshara, now in possession of the tidestone, invades the South Seas. There is barely anything left of Kul Tiras, and the Zandalari fall to infighting. Azshara is commanding the shards of the Old Gods, not only to awaken N'zoth, but to dominate the final Titan in the name of the void.

    The boy king offers his first lie, the Banshee Queen is not pleased. Her fight to secure a future for her people will turn into a search for salvation for her entire people, the Horde. Her sister will force the moment of clarity she has been waiting for to existence; she is the Warchief of the Horde. The Alliance however, is fracturing with raised voices that borderline treason. Almost tv-like, developing stories throughout the expansion.

    Nothing will be left unsaid, the past will be honored. Arthas, Illidan, Vol'jin, Thrall, Malfurion, Onyxia, Malygos, all offer either something to fight, or someone to share drinks with over the fire, to help you remember their tales and live them yourself.

    Elune doesn't appear to be all that benevolent.

    - Level cap raised to 120
    - New zones, revisited old zones, continuous story events.
    - Don't know much about the new pvp system, didn't care really. Sorry about that.
    - Faction spesific and race spesific storylines. Recruit the diverse civilizations of Azeroth into your faction, and help represent your people.

    Affinities: Light, Shadow, Arcane, Elemental, Fel

    The affinity system is a lot like the Artifacts you currently have. They are a second, simple set of talents with a spec-defining legendary talent that can be acquired with its own story missions.

    The Whispering Forest
    Zandalar
    Kul Tiras
    Ruins of Kezan
    Highborne Gardens

    New alliance capital city-like zone: Geartown
    New horde capital city-like zone: The Bloody Coast

    Improved customization, including the long awaited sub-races!
    Dark Iron and Wildhammer Dwarves, Lightforged Dranei, Taunka, Highmountain Tauren, Revantusk Trolls, and many more!

    Elves of the Alliance are now renamed as Liandorei, and the elves of the Horde are Gandorei. These are confederative names, and when you choose one of them you will get the option to decide on which elf race you want to play as.
    The Alliance bracket: Night Elves (Kaldorei), High Elves (Queldorei), Void Elves
    The Horde bracket: Blood Elves (Sindorei) and Nightborne (Shaldorei).

    Hope to see you guys in the Old World.

    If anyone asks, I was not here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjoramier of Lordaeron View Post
    Oh yeah just like the pandaren /s
    pandarens are long in wows lore. turtleoids arent

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    no tottle in the leak. FAKE

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