Warrior future changes Cata *LEAKED

[ersteman]

Stop reading now if you don't want to know the LEAKED upcoming warrior changes in CATA.

**UBER SPOILER**


Upcoming Warrior Changes in CATA:

1. Warriors bladestorm will have full damage effect for 1 second, but each second after bladestorm suffers dull blade and loses 20% armor pen.
2. Disarm now causes warriors to punch themselves in the junk.
3. When creating a new warrior character, you will be asked 10 times, "Are you sure?" And the 11th time, you will just automatically go to the "Create Palidan" screen.
4. Warriors will have their appearances changed to resemble a Bat. They will be now known as Nerfs instead of Warriors.
5. For every 1 gold earned by a warrior, warriors will actually earn 75 silver.
6. Devastate damage will be increased by 10%, but warriors will have to lose thier shields in order to take this new talent.
7. Fury warriors now Suffer Titan's grip penalty AND "weakening armstrength". As fights last 3 min or longer, for every 30 second increment, warriors strength will decrease by 10%. (if the fight is really really long, they CAN go into the negatives and cause damage to themselves just by doing nothing at all)
8. Warriors will be granted "some new ability" which gives them a unique ability compared to other classes, but due to other classes recognizing an even playing field, they will do massive QQ which will in turn lead to the "new ability" being taken away.
9. Shield Slam WILL be buffed to make the warrior PVE tank damage viable, but then after realizing the ever so important PVP implications and not changing the pvp aspect at all, the buff will be nerfed with a long explanation of "yadda yadda yadda, nah nah na boo boo".
10. The parry gib effect will be re-implemented and will only apply to the warrior class. When a player parry gibs a warrior and the warrior dies, the player will emote "LMFAO @ warrior".

[Astray]

Okey.

[Flash89]

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Bad Troll is Bad

[Stixxz]

CACAPOOPOO!!

[Deleted]

Warriors are being way over dramatic about the Bladestorm change... God forbid to make warriors use their head while playing.

[Mrjhova]

I'm a Warrior and all I have to say is:

QQQQqqqQQQQ

[Ascal]

Warriors are being way over dramatic about the Bladestorm change... God forbid to make warriors use their head while playing.

this this this. a thousand times this.

[JustintimeSS]

The OP has obviously been playing a warrior for a long time. /sarcasm


You can always tell the fucking noobs from the veterans.

[Devlin1991]

Thread locked + Topic poster 7 day banned for trolling let this be a lesson please.