To be honest, the characters i like the least in bleach are matsumoto and inoue, dont ask why (although looking at my fav char history, none of my fav chars have humongous boobs). Its not like i think theyre bad, i just dont like them as much as other characters :P
Yoruichi, Soi Fon, and Yachiru, are pretty much my favourites (well duh, look at my MAL avatar :P).
And geez, the quote changing was MY stolen idea, steal your own! :<