Poll: What is the dumbest sentient race in WoW?

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    Dumbest Sentient Race in the WoW universe!

    What is the dumbest sentient race? I must know! I think it's troggs, personally.

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    Murlocs I think.

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    Troggs.

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    Trolls, surely
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    Quote Originally Posted by rat View Post
    Troggs.
    Yep.
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    It's a poll now! YAY!

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    troggs - they are so pointless and dumb - they have nothing
    Ogres - Smash - and have crates they protect.
    Kobalds - Have Candles
    Gnolls - Have Hogger
    Murlocs - that's a given >_>
    Gronn - They have crates they protect.
    Hobgoblins - just ugly but at least they are a new unit.
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    Oh crap I forgot furbolg... oh well. They aren't that dumb.

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    Humans. OH, wow universe... Humans.
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    Murlocs are quite intelligent! Whenever under strenght, bring 10 others and kill the guy who has a quest to kill you!

    Troggs do digging, uldaman must show some sign of intelligence, and purpose in life.

    Gnolls are a bit like murlocs, often in bigger numbers and large camps

    Kobolds however, are dumb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxcat View Post
    troggs - they are so pointless and dumb - they have nothing
    They have Gnomergean, they are not as dumb as people think lol.

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    Kobalds are just stupid candle lovers

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickley View Post
    They have Gnomergean, they are not as dumb as people think lol.
    But their most advanced piece of Trogg technology is a spherical device made from the minerals found in the nearby area which, when thrown at the head of an enemy, has a tendancy to break open their skull. IE: A rock.

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    Makura.

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    For the most part all of those other races have built homes, or inhabited buildings. Troggs on the otherhand do no such thing and quite frankly, the smartest thing I've heard out of a trogg is "Me Grimlock. King!" which isnt much as is. Atleast Kobalds are smart enough to set up major mining operations in which they post guards and the sorts. If I'm not mistaken the kobalds were allied to the Defias at one time, acting as their mining force, no? If it is indeed so then ya...they arent THAT stupid then. Also Ulduman wasnt the "result" of the trogg...its like somebody accidentally locking their retarded half brother in the basement and kinda forgetting that he was there until one day you hire some dudes to check out weird sounds in your basement and all of a sudden they get attacked by a feral retarded person in the nude. Ya thats troggs.
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    I'd say Hobgoblins. They're just big oafs which Goblins uses as pack animals and brutes, and doesn't seem to be able to think or do things in any other way, then their Goblin masters wishes.
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    I think Troggs have more to gain lore-wise:

    "The troggs are the variation of humanoid created by the Curse of Flesh from the first type of Earthen created by the Titans. They retain the strength of the Earthen, but vastly reduced cognitive abilities" (Wowpedia).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Attenborough View Post
    Makrura.

    Definitely makrura.
    Fix't...

    On topic... Hmm.... Centaurs are pretty "... Derp" being inbred horse-people... But troggs are way up on the list too..

    ---------- Post added 2010-12-02 at 08:44 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Poosh View Post
    I'd say Hobgoblins. They're just big oafs which Goblins uses as pack animals and brutes, and doesn't seem to be able to think or do things in any other way, then their Goblin masters wishes.
    Thing about hobgoblins, they aren't "real" creatures, they are goblins that have been altered heavily by chemicals and experiments.

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