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    The Hangover Part II
    Rating: 8/10
    Review: alot of funny bits like the first one with alot of familiarity (some bits almost feel like repeated scenes shot at different angles with minor difference). Still awesome funny tho

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    Fast Five - 6/10. Enjoyed the action and the races, but the over-the-top container scene really killed it for me. Guess I'm getting too old for unrealistic action sequences. Teenage me would be ashamed.

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    Zatoichi (2003)

    9/10 Great samurai movie

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    Secretary (2002)

    9/10 what an amazing film about not being a person who follows social conventions when it comes to relationships. Its about bdsm and i found it quite profound.

    "Would you please let me join your p-p-party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OatmealRUCrazy View Post
    Fast Five - 6/10. Enjoyed the action and the races, but the over-the-top container scene really killed it for me. Guess I'm getting too old for unrealistic action sequences. Teenage me would be ashamed.
    I ain't old and I also felt the container scene got simply way ridiculous....I sure wouldn't mind getting my hands on those adamantium tug-cables (or whatever God-mode substance they were made of) or those 10,000 horsepower Nissans with infinite traction :P
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    Megamind.

    Frickin' awesome, alot better and funnier than I expected. 10/10 for being one of those original Dreamworks productions :>

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    The Hills Have Thighs

    10/10

    Gotta love the porn industry! =D
    What's that? Yeah, I know, I'm a big deal!

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    Grave of fireflys
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    And im no good at reviews

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    The good, the bad, and the weird
    9/10

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    scream 4 - 7/10 i liked it :s

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    Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

    9/10

    It was pretty funny and the fights aren't half bad.

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    X-men: First Class - 1/10
    Garbage story, garbage actors, really not worth the time to even consider going to watch it
    Bleh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xuvial View Post
    Tangled - 10/10
    Pixar, you did it again.
    That movie wasn't Pixar. o.O

    OT: Green Lantern: 8/10, never read the comics so don't care about retcons. Story made enough sense. Minimal plot holes. Good popcorn flick overall. Also, Blake Lively is crazy hot so that didn't hurt.

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    Rampage - 3/10

    Uwe Boll's movie. Slight improvement to his movies based on video games but still horrible. Story about guy who goes on shooting rampage in his home town, kills dozens of people, robs bank and even gets away with this all. Vanity sums in the review my feelings perfectly "uncompromising and nearly unwatchable (as much for its subject as for its nauseating visual style)". Simply horrible piece of crap.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYFioGqC2qQ - The true nature of finnish people

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    Just saw transformers 1 last night... 10/10

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    the best movie I've seen in the last few years hasn't even been a movie...

    Game of Thrones (Season 1)
    10/10

    couldn't really have been any better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnholyGuardian View Post
    Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

    8/10

    Where it was nice to see scenes and be reminded of things I had forgotten from a book I read years ago, it all felt pretty rushed... Specific scenes that should have been longer were forced in to small gap windows which kind of ruined the whole experience for me.
    ----SPOILER ALERT----

    "Rushed" doesn't even begin to describe every single movie in that entire series. I still cannot fathom why all the HP movies have received such high ratings across the board. Every single movie the director(s) are indirectly screaming at you "LOOK FANS, THIS IS WHAT SCENE#XYZ WOULD'VE LOOKED LIKE! AWESOME ISN'T IT?" Except that I'm not feeling the flow of the story at all, I'm not feeling the emotions of the characters at all.

    When I go to see a movie about a book I've read, the last thing I need is a fast-forward narration of everything I've read being shown back to me with zero emotion or feeling put into it. E.g. Lord Of the Rings has great depth and emotion put into it, I could somewhat FEEL the same feelings I had when I had read the books. While I also felt greatly moved and intrigued by the Harry Potter books, the movies are a complete joke. Every 5 seconds I find myself thinking "oh lol, yeah I remember that....umm..../bored".
    I didn't feel sad when Dumbledore died in the 5th, I didn't even wince when Dobby died...yes, I already knew it was going to happen but they still did a hopeless job of putting ANY emotion into the movie. The character development is hopeless.
    And WTF is up with the spells? Why is every spell do EXACTLY the same thing (i.e. smash windows and break stuff on shelves) no matter what they scream?
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    green lantern 6/10

    there was what, 2 action scenes? and both were spoiled in the trailers

    major fail
    hahaha. no.

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    Super 8
    2/10

    inc rant and spoilers

    I really don't know where to begin. What the hell did I watch? Some random suburban emo dick who saves his friends from a mistreated and misunderstood alien monster with more subplots between his father and his gf's father. The story is your generic hollywood piece of shit rip off but of E.T. How the hell does someone survive a head on collision with a fucking train with their head practically split open? In fact, if he was trying to stop the train why in the fuck would you drive your car head long into it?
    You better herp yourself before you derp yourself.

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    The Pianist, for the 7th time. Awesome movie! 10/10 without doubt.
    Adrian Brody is such a great actor and the movie is a pure art.

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