Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

granted, you now have an ant farm filled with communist ants

I wish to see skull kid do some backflips

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but it will take until tomorrow to make the image

i wish that beagle dogs fly

[Inner Universe]

granted, but it will take until tomorrow to make the image

i wish that beagle dogs fly

Granted, but they fly into jet engines causing planes to crash and burn.

I wish I could time travel.

[Loaf]

granted, but you end up creating a time paradox that tears a hole open in the space-time continuum killing everyone and everything(except gnomes)

I wish could've kept that stray dog I saw earlier.

[Inner Universe]

granted, but you end up creating a time paradox that tears a hole open in the space-time continuum killing everyone and everything(except gnomes)

I wish could've kept that stray dog I saw earlier.

Granted, but he eats your two awesome puppy dogs, Bagel on the left and Taco on the right.

I wish the LHC caused a resonance cascade so I could get a pet headcrab.

[Deleted]

Granted, but he eats your two awesome puppy dogs, Bagel on the left and Taco on the right.

I wish the LHC caused a resonance cascade so I could get a pet headcrab.

Granted, you get the claps... (dyslexic wish granter)

I wish my new PC would arrive soon

[Deleted]

Granted, but your monitor breaks.

I wish for more time.

[Loaf]

granted but you fall down and bump your head and go into a coma that lasts for as much extra time you were given.

I wish everyone here had a million dollars(or w/e your country's currency is)

[flarex9]

Granted, however the coin of the realm for all nations is now worth less than monopoly money due to hyper-inflation.

I wish for some peace and quiet.

[Deleted]

Granted, you know live in the vacuum of space!

I wish for endless possibilities.

[Phuongvi]

Granted, you now have a time traveller remote control, then you killed a butterfly in 908 b.c, when you get back home you find that human are pets to dogs and its raining donuts outside.

I wish for summer all year long

[Loaf]

granted, but due to the change in temperatures all over the world(b/c summer in one part means winter on another) weird shit happens and 99% of the human populations gets killed

I wish for some good to happen to whoever posts next

[Deleted]

granted but as im the next poster i deserve something good

i wish for no more warrior nerfs

[ReaverGX]

Granted however all the available gear is so poorly optimized for warriors that they do crap damage and have less than optimal mitigation.
*my main is/was a warrior and I died a little on the inside doing this*

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Loaf]

granted but the only way for you to not be tired is to sleep....so you do :P

I wish for bacon

[Powerogue]

granted but the only way for you to not be tired is to sleep....so you do :P

I wish for bacon

granted, but it's undercooked and all slimy. blech.

I wish for TV tropes to not be addicting!

[Deleted]

Granted, instead of being addictive, they just cut the crap and outright kill you instead!

I wish for pootis-removal.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you're dead. (I have no idea what pootis-removal is)

I wish for a pet dolphin.

[-Zait-]

Granted but it's a sociopath and decides to kidnap you and flay you in front of your pet cat

I wish for a TARDIS : /

[Loaf]

Granted but the wishing gods misunderstood you and gave you a Retarded gnome instead

I wish for a gold ingot