1. 2011-11-01, 06:14 AM #2781
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalinin View Post
    Granted, now you have so much money left over you start buying drugs get addicted and die because of STD's from dirty needles.

    I wish I was better at SC2.
    Granted, however, Blizzard added a new species that has turned out to be incredibly overpowered, draining all the fun from your game.

    I wish Chipotle stayed open until midnight.
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  2. 2011-11-01, 06:38 AM #2782
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phazzle View Post
    Granted, however, Blizzard added a new species that has turned out to be incredibly overpowered, draining all the fun from your game.

    I wish Chipotle stayed open until midnight.
    Granted. Unfortunately, Chipotle opening again the next day was not part of your wish.

    I wish my jackass college kid neighbors would stop being so loud.
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  3. 2011-11-01, 06:56 AM #2783
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    Granted. Unfortunately, Chipotle opening again the next day was not part of your wish.

    I wish my jackass college kid neighbors would stop being so loud.
    Granted. Too bad your others neighbours decided to start being loud.

    I wish for a pony from hell.
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  4. 2011-11-01, 07:22 AM #2784
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    Granted, but in exchange you go to hell forever and the pony stays on Earth.

    I wish to be the best druid tank in all of World of Warcraft... no... in all of the universe!

    Scrub Resto Druid Trying to Make a Difference
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  5. 2011-11-01, 07:25 AM #2785
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    Granted, but all the gear you've and stuff your gathered gets revoked in MoP

    I wish that this wish can't be corrupted.
    Obviously Blizzard needs to hire more Pirates to counter the growing Ninja threat.
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  6. 2011-11-01, 07:29 AM #2786
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    Granted, but she get's pregnat and give you a restraining order!

    I wish for my guild leader to have a more sexy voice.
    Obviously Blizzard needs to hire more Pirates to counter the growing Ninja threat.
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  7. 2011-11-01, 10:39 AM #2787
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    Granted, but it's a sexy MALE voice

    I wish for skip
    Granted. But I decided you don't deserve it, so I'm taking it.

    I wish for my personal butler.
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  8. 2011-11-01, 05:17 PM #2788
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    Quote Originally Posted by GameFreakRPG View Post
    Granted. But I decided you don't deserve it, so I'm taking it.

    I wish for my personal butler.
    Granted but he turns out to me a murderer and kills you and takes all your belongings. Yes, even the dog too.

    I wish it was 5 pm so I can go home and play Uncharted 3.
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  9. 2011-11-01, 05:43 PM #2789
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    granted, but your ps3 stops working

    I wish for the healthiest apple ever

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.
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  10. 2011-11-01, 05:57 PM #2790
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    granted, but your ps3 stops working

    I wish for the healthiest apple ever
    Granted. You walk across the street while eating this apple, not only is it healthy, it's delicious aswell. So delicious, that you no longer pay attention to your surrounding, and you get hit by a truck. You're dead.

    I wish for people to stop complaining about Mists of Pandaria, they haven't even tried it yet.
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  11. 2011-11-01, 06:21 PM #2791
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    Granted. You walk across the street while eating this apple, not only is it healthy, it's delicious aswell. So delicious, that you no longer pay attention to your surrounding, and you get hit by a truck. You're dead.

    I wish for people to stop complaining about Mists of Pandaria, they haven't even tried it yet.
    Granted, but blizzard releases it today and, because it's completely unfinished, everyone whines more.
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  12. 2011-11-01, 06:57 PM #2792
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    Y U NO WISH?

    i wish for a super lazor tauren class
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    Granted, however the class is OP and swiftly nerfed down to Retadin level.

    I want my best female friend to be super sexy! =D
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  14. 2011-11-01, 08:26 PM #2794
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    Granted, but now she will die in 2 days.

    I wish for my chocolate bar to never end.
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  15. 2011-11-01, 08:28 PM #2795
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    Granted, but it's really bad chocolate that you can't swallow.

    I wish for just one week where I get good sleep every day.
    Kind of why vigilantism isn't a policy to be proud of. It's rather like trying to solve a rat problem by beating them to death with a live cobra.
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  16. 2011-11-01, 08:29 PM #2796
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    Granted, but you oversleep for school/work/etc. every day and end up losing your job, wife, career, etc.

    I wish to not derp.
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    Nevermind other people responded before I could. *Sob*
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  18. 2011-11-01, 08:39 PM #2798
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrabblet View Post
    Granted, but you oversleep for school/work/etc. every day and end up losing your job, wife, career, etc.

    I wish to not derp.
    Granted. But you can no longer stand ponies. They annoy you.

    I wish I could get away with anything.
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  19. 2011-11-01, 08:41 PM #2799
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    Quote Originally Posted by GameFreakRPG View Post
    Granted. But you can no longer stand ponies. They annoy you.

    I wish I could get away with anything.
    You can, but only because nobody cares about you.
    I wish I could live in Equestria!
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  20. 2011-11-01, 08:41 PM #2800
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    Granted, but you oversleep for school/work/etc. every day and end up losing your job, wife, career, etc.

    I wish to not derp.
    Granted, instead you now Herp.

    I want to be, the very best, that no-one ever was.
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