Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

granted, but it's been left outside all day

I wish for a time machine

[Beach-Babe]

Granted but you destroy the space time continuum and thus you were never born

I wish that I could fly

[Deathwing the Destroyer]

Granted but you destroy the space time continuum and thus you were never born

I wish that I could fly

Granted, your wings get chopped off by a plane, and you fall to your death.

I wish this girl would stop stalking me! JESUS.

[Loaf]

granted, but you start stalking her

I wish for a song from the 70s

[tala1the5cyborg]

I wish for a song from the 70s

Granted, but you no longer have any ears.

I wish for a pony!

[Deathwing the Destroyer]

Granted, but you no longer have any ears.

I wish for a pony!

Granted, the pony runs away and gets hit by a truck.

I wish I would of relived tonight, NO EXCEPTIONS!

[Deleted]

Granted, the pony runs away and gets hit by a truck.

I wish I would of relived tonight, NO EXCEPTIONS!

Granted, but you become a conjoined twin, your head is now stuck to Lady Gaga's head

I wish nothing

[DateMyAvatar]

Granted, but your existence stops as well.
I wish for a lot of money.

[dense]

Granted, but you become a conjoined twin, your head is now stuck to Lady Gaga's head

I wish nothing

Granted. You are teleported into a dimension where nothing exists, no light, no time, only you. you are placed there to live forever in eternal nothingness. You will probably become insane at some point.

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Granted, but your existence stops as well.
I wish for a lot of money.

Granted. You are deprived off all possessions and receive money instead. Immediately after, the economic system of your country collapses and money is worthless now.


i wish for the girl i love and me to be together.

[~Valen~]

Granted but good things turn bad after a while!

I wish for immortality!

[dense]

Granted but good things turn bad after a while!

I wish for immortality!

Granted, but you still age. In time, you will be a useless vegetating potato.

Edit: i wish i could play skyrim now.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the game stops each time after 5 seconds.

I wish nothing would change.

(Granted - you're frozen in place for eternity with nothing around you moving. -> That would be a change)
(Granted, but in fact nothing changes at all, the world stops and nothing happens ever again. -> That would also be a change)

[lakhesis]

Granted - you're frozen in place for eternity with nothing around you moving.

I wish the sky was blue.

[Moradin]

I wish nothing would change.

Granted, but in fact nothing changes at all, the world stops and nothing happens ever again.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted by the next poster.

[dense]

Granted - you're frozen in place for eternity with nothing around you moving.

I wish the sky was blue.

Granted. The sky is now dark blue because a toxic gas in the athmosphere colours it. All life on earth dies within days.

i wish for ultimate power, i want to be more powerful than god and the devil put together

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Granted, but in fact nothing changes at all, the world stops and nothing happens ever again.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted by the next poster.

Granted, it will be corrupted by the one after me.

[Deleted]

Granted, but considering that God is all-powerful and can do anything, he stills pwns you.

I wish that Skyrim will suck. (I CAN BEAT THIS SYSTEM!)

[Theracen]

Granted, but considering that God is all-powerful and can do anything, he stills pwns you.

I wish that Skyrim will suck. (I CAN BEAT THIS SYSTEM!)

You corruption sucks,he wanted to be more powerful then god ,so basicly all powerful x2.

i wish for ultimate power, i want to be more powerful than god and the devil put together

Granted,But you go crazy with power and lose all your friends and everyone hates you.

I wish for everyone that ever was alive,everyone that is alive, and everyone to be alive in the future to have an IQ >9000

[Deleted]

You corruption sucks,he wanted to be more powerful then god ,so basicly all powerful x2

Did you know that you can't increase infinity? Besides, God by definition gets to do whatever he wants, so he can still pwn anyone. I dunno, it seemed logical to me.

I wish for everyone that ever was alive,everyone that is alive, and everyone to be alive in the future to have an IQ >9000

Granted, but we all become pretentious limp-wrists who spend all day debating and nothing ever gets done anymore.

I wish Skyrim would suck.

[Tuuralihn]

Granted but you have to play it for 5 hours every day.

I wish for an unlimited supply of hot tamale.

[Deleted]

Granted but you have to play it for 5 hours every day.

I wish for an unlimited supply of hot tamale.

Granted, it's tastes like piss.

I wish that Conan O'Brien's beard would hurry the fuck up and grow back.