Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

granted, but you go blind before it does

I wish for a good computer that could play bf3 on ultra that's fresh off the line and would not break or stop working in any way possible.

[Marshmallow]

granted, but you go blind before it does

I wish for a good computer that could play bf3 on ultra that's fresh off the line and would not break or stop working in any way possible.

Granted, but it happens to be the day the servers go offline forever.

I wish I could be the star of my own videogame.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it happens to be the day the servers go offline forever.

I wish I could be the star of my own videogame.

Granted! .. you're the ball in the next Fifa game.

I wish a true sandbox MMO, developed by Blizzard/Bioware/Any of the "good" development houses would launch.

[Deleted]

Granted, Blizzard corporates with all the gaming companies to produce the all new thrilling..." my little pony mmo" which turns out to be a full fledged sandbox mmo-fps. True story.

I wish that flies stop buzzing around my head while I'm on the pc.

[Mifuyne]

I wish that flies stop buzzing around my head while I'm on the pc.

Granted!
Sadly enough they now find their way into your braaaaaainz and buzz around IN your head.

I wish for a personal butler

[Loaf]

granted, but it's a psycho-killer that the butler agency found on the side of the road. Good luck ^.^

I wish for a cup of fresh, clean water.

[Tirrath]

Granted, but the cup is made out of red hot metal that turns the water to steam.

I wish that I could actually beat Amnesia.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the cup is made out of red hot metal that turns the water to steam.

I wish that I could actually beat Amnesia.

Granted but you forget how.

I wish my cat would stop trying to kill my feet every time I moved.

[Deleted]

Granted it only attacks your face!

I wish i could teleport.

[Jadora]

Granted it only attacks your face!

I wish i could teleport.

granted, but you can only teleport into the center of the earth.

I wish for truck nuts.

[Loaf]

granted, but they're your nuts :\
I wish for a bicycle

[kcm24]

Granted it only attacks your face!

I wish i could teleport.

Granted except you cannot control your teleporting powers and teleport into a pile of disease ridden needles.

I wish i had orgasm vision!

[twinkleblur]

granted but its only for fat chicks.

i wish to play hide and seek.

[Deleted]

granted but its only for fat chicks.

i wish to play hide and seek.

Granted. but you will be playing with a bloodhound.. so you already lost..


I wish for a Snowy X-mas this year !

[Loaf]

granted, it snows so much that you can't get out of your house till the snow thaws

I wish for a ball

[KeishiiNeko]

granted, it snows so much that you can't get out of your house till the snow thaws

I wish for a ball

granted, but it falls from the sky and weighs 6 tons, killing you instantly.

I wish for a star.

[Deleted]

Granted..but no one comes to fine you and you die in a hole.

I wish for a star.

Granted. but you will get to close to it. AND DIE


I wish for a BG where alliance doesn't lose!

[Loaf]

granted, but it's just av

I wish for a cuddly puppy

[Phazzle]

granted, but it's just av

I wish for a cuddly puppy

Granted. Unfortunately this puppy was never potty trained, and has a bladder problem. Time for new carpet.

I wish I understood accounting.

[Namso]

Granted. Unfortunately this puppy was never potty trained, and has a bladder problem. Time for new carpet.

I wish I understood accounting.

Granted, but you forget basic English.

I wish to be a part of the 1%.