Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but while the archangel is by your side 24/7, you are unaware of their existence, and it does nothing to aid you or interact with you whatsoever. You just...get that feeling that something is watching you. All. The. Time.

I wish Beefkow's companion was actually a demon in disguise.

[Deleted]

Granted, it's a demon in disguise but it still does nothing.

I wish Icedwarrior got into a street fight with Akshak

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but Akshak fights dirty and throws glass into Iced eyes. And Iced sues Akshak so Akshak is in jail and broke.

I wish I could transform into a ghost.

[Beefkow]

Granted, but unfortunately your ghost form is In a shape of a duck, I hope you enjoy quacking for the rest of your life, muhahaha!

I wish for 1,557,365,273,597,381,465,272,585,465 dollars.

[Deleted]

Granted, But it's paid in pennies and can never be converted into notes.

I wish for perfect health.

[Akshak]

Granted but in doing so life takes all the health away from anyone you ever have loved or will love leaving you alone and bored...but in perfect health.

I wish my homies would break me out this prison I'm in - I can't live the thug life to the fullest behind bars!

[Deleted]

Granted, your homie Blueobelisk and Icedwarrior breaks you out but then drives away leaving you just outside with armed guards behind you.

I wish Icedwarrior would test a new drug I made.

[Beefkow]

Granted, the new drug Binkamus made turned icedwarrior into a fierymage.

I wish for a peaceful world.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. There's no life on the planet, because everyone killed themselves. Causing true peace.

I wish everyone would see my point of view: to create true peace we need to kill everyone.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you fall from the podium you stand on causing you to be the first to die for it.

I wish Blueobelisk became a duck.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you will suffer from Anatidaephobia

I wish that the new Deadpool movie will be good

[Akshak]

Granted it's sooooo good that everyone dresses up like Deadpool and hunts each other down - you happen to be the first person this Deadpool-Flash mob sees and dismembers.

I wish someone would shoot the prison guards that showed up behind me following the jailbreak carried out by Icedwarrior and Blueobelisk.

[Deleted]

Granted, I snipe them with an anti-material rifle made to shoot spaceships with so unfortunately I take out about half of the prison and a couple of your toes with it because you were positioned in such a way that only your toes were hit.

I wish Akshak would limp away into the freedom his toes earned him.

[Akshak]

Granted but I'm wounded and oozing blood and stumble and bump into rubbing blood and other fluids/tissues all over you.

I wish someone would heal my wounds inflicted by Binkamus then blow his toes off.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Your wounds are healed by the cartilage from Binkamus' toes. Gross.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about this thread.

[Beefkow]

Granted but in return you forget every other single thread you posted in.

I wish for universal domination.

[Akshak]

Granted but it's domination of the My Little Pony universe as you forgot to reserve the badass universe domination that was available.

I wish someone would punish icedwarrior for forgetting about this AWESOME thread.

[Marinai]

Granted, but by doing so You take icedwarriors place in forgetting all threads.

I wish to have all threads praise me as the MMO-C Leader.

[Beefkow]

Granted, but eventually your position as a leader is dropped due to viruses invading your MMO-C account.

I wish for huge ripped muscles to attract the lades ^.^

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Granted, but eventually your position as a leader is dropped due to a random virus invading your MMO-C account.

I wish for ripped huge muscles to attract the ladies ^.^

[Marinai]

Granted, but it only works on grannies.

I wish I had a life-time supply of beer available for me and the next 2 generations of my kin.