Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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Granted, but the trinket is stolen by murlocs.

I wish I had a female draenei in my closet that will /waggle for me whenever I want.

Granted! But because youre a pervert and monster you disfigured her leaving only stumps to waggle with.

I wish I werent carrying an evil twin inside of me

[Walkingsteak]

Granted! But because youre a pervert and monster you disfigured her leaving only stumps to waggle with.

I wish I werent carrying an evil twin inside of me

Granted, i father O'halligan has purged it, unfortunately its now besides you instead.

I wish people would quiet down a bit during the weekends!

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Granted, i father O'halligan has purged it, unfortunately its now besides you instead.

I wish people would quiet down a bit during the weekends!

Granted! They now drink Bit during the weekend and quiet down. they also cause more accidents and dont get up monday mornings.

I wish for it to be over. yes IT to be over.


(what is it?)
(and the explanation what a "Bit" is: Bitburger, its beer)

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Granted! but IT was really your mother

I wish i was a unicorn

[Hadrone]

Granted! but IT was really your mother

I wish i was a unicorn

Granted but it actually turns you into Celestial Steed and everyone roflstomps you as soon as you enter a city.

i wish horde had faster bg ques >

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i wish horde had faster bg ques

Granted, however the BGs are laggy and disconnects you from your account!

I wish Deathwing was my pet.

[Limiter]

Granted, however the BGs are laggy and disconnects you from your account!

I wish Deathwing was my pet.

wish granted, but now a group of 25 heroes of azeroth will hunt you aswell.

i wish for more legendaries

[Deleted]

wish granted, but now a group of 25 heroes of azeroth will hunt you aswell.

i wish for more legendaries

Wish granted, but it's a fishing rod

I wish to Tool (the band) to come to Denmark again

[Deleted]

I wish for Tool ( the band ) to come to Denmark again

Granted, however the band's tourbus broke and they had to return home.

I wish I had my own home on GM island.

[Elathi]

Granted, but Blizz finds out and perma IP bans you for haxx usage.

I wish I had one of those Stone drakes :<

Granted, but it's too heavy and inflexible to fly.

I wish love made the world go 'round.

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Granted, but it's too heavy and inflexible to fly.

I wish love made the world go 'round.

Granted, but the entire world is now bisexual from so much love

I wish night elf males had better walk animations

[Elathi]

Granted, but the entire world is now bisexual from so much love

I wish night elf males had better walk animations

Granted, but they only do a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

I wish I was less forgetful.

[Deleted]

I wish I was less forgetful.

Granted, however you just forgot what you wished for.

I wish for the EU World of Warcraft website to re-open!

[Deleted]

Granted, however you just forgot what you wished for.

I wish for the EU World of Warcraft website to re-open!

Granted! But its a Phishing site and you lose your account.

I wish for it to stop snowing softly and start snowing badass like

[Hdk]

Granted! But its a Phishing site and you lose your account.

I wish for it to stop snowing softly and start snowing badass like

Granted , but you are poor,naked and homeless.

I wish I had hearthstone irl

[Deleted]

Granted , but you are poor,naked and homeless.

I wish I had hearthstone irl

Granted! But each time you speak to an innkeeper, barkeeper or rnd person at the entrance of a house it will be set there.

I wish people would rejoin this thread!

[Fuzzzie]

Granted! But it's an angry mod and he bans you all!! j/k

I wish for more hours in the day.

[Deleted]

Granted! But it's an angry mod and he bans you all!! j/k

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted! Sadly you lose your job and spend all day long on forums and games shriveling in real life.

I got my wish, now I wish I hadnt wished for it!

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I got my wish, now I wish I hadnt wished for it!

Granted! However, the wish you made is still there!

I wish I had more wishes!

[Deleted]

Granted, but they too are literal genie wishes.

I wish for armageddon.