Granted, it is incomplete, but the main message can probably still be understood.
I wi_h fo_ this _hread to b_ mo_e A_ESOM_!_!!_!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!
Granted, but that wish was to give you a million dollars. It was only completed to a penny.
I wish for cake!
This explains a lot.Originally Posted by Henry Ford
Granted, go ask GlaDos for it
i wish for Moar skills
You will not be forgotten, Eleanor / Steam ID / DeviantArt page / YouTube / Twitter
granted, but you read your girlfriends thoughts and she cheated on you so you kill her and go to jail.
I wish schools canceled all fridays and went to a 4 day school week
granted but you can only communicate telepathically in the mandarin language and your telekinesis is limited to moving items that weigh 10 grams at at top speed of 10 meter per minute
i wish for immortality and complete control over time( time travel, time stop, reversing time, accelerating time, etc)
Granted, but your school goes to 16 hour days.
Granted, you are immortal, but you age in the same way a normal person would, thus you end up being so old and decrepit you want your life to end. You are also granted time control, but you are unable to change anything including your own actions, thus you are able to time travel and revisit and redo the exact same moments endlessly. (You never asked for control over where you end up in time, so you just time travel throughout your own life.)
I wish for no more 2-part wishes.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!
granted, but people start making 3-part wishes
i wish i was a fish and had 3 dollars and a she-fish
note* only the fish one i meant for this game
Granted, but the effect of the bad things is miniscule
I wish for a Nissan GT-R
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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke.
Granted, but you'll have to pick it up in Australia and transport it back yourself.
I wish for complete skills in PHP & MySQL.
"After dealing with about 10 000 patients over the last 15 years, I would say that over 200 different medical conditions respond favorably to cannabis."
- The late Dr. Tod Mikuriya, MD, interview in The Union: The business behind getting high
Former national administrator of the U.S. Government's marijuana research programs
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