Granted, but you only get one wish a week.
I wish that nothing bad ever happened to anyone in the world ever again.
Granted. No one dies and the world soon becomes over populated. 1000 years pass, and the Earth becomes uninhabitable.
I wish there was a Blizzcon this year where we finally get information regarding Titan.
Granted, but then Blizzard HQ crumbles due to an extreme earthquake shortly after the information was released.
I wish Torchlight II would release sooner.
Granted. 5 billion years pass, and you wake up just in time for the inevitable end of the world as the sun turns into a super nova and incinerates everything instantly.
I wish the season finale of How I Met Your Mother was less crappy.
Granted, but you have some rare disease that makes it so you can't travel in space.
I wish I knew everything that will happen, an hour before it does.
(I'd be fine with that. At least I could avoid everything bad that would happen, lol.)
Granted, but you get stuck in some dead end job that you hate, and you can't quit. The only way out is to kill yourself.
I wish wishes were no longer wishes, fishes, or dishes, but varnishes.
Granted, but your varnish is tarnished.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
Granted, but you become severely depressed because of the true meaning of it all and off yourself.
I wish that I was given the ability to completely recustomize myself irl.
Granted, but the customization options are awful and your graphics are poorly rendered.
I wish for a snickers bar.
Granted.... but for the genies magic to work he must use a blood sacrifice that comes from your own bloodline.
I wish for uncorrupted wishes.