Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.
I wish I could be invincible.
Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.
I wish I could be invincible.
Granted but your doomed to constant singing. (see link below)
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I wish I had endless nachos!
Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.
I wish that the next person was a fish.
Granted, but all the girls are zombies with a considerable hunger for teacher brains.
I wish I had a massive library all for myself.
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granted but the back scratcher cannot reach the area where you are itchy, and your repeated attempts to scratch lead you to open giant wounds on your back that become infected.
i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way
Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.
I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.
granted, no you never wake up
i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.
Granted, but you've already used it to wish for a wish, effectively creating an infinite loop and never being able to use it for anything else.
I wish I could sing well.
Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.
I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.
Granted, but the world ends the day after.
I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.