Granted, but you can't control the speed you go at, and quickly leave the cosmos, getting lost in infinite darkness.
I wish the poster below me lives for eternity.
Granted, all of the posters on page 116 (going off of 40 per page), are now immortal. However, they feel pain thousands of times more than usual, so have fun you sick people.
I wish my headache would go away.
granted. they've turned into hourlies and now require an hourly investment to keep up, because you lose 1 VP for every hour you don't do an hourly, even if you're offline.
I wish developers and publishers would stop treating the PC like a red headed stepchild and would release games simultaneously on all platforms, with the PC having a keyboard and mouse friendly interface, better optimized graphics (both visual and performance wise) and less intrusive DRM.
Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing
I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them
Desktop: Zotac 1080 TI, I7 7700k, 16gb Ram, 256gb SSD + 1TB HDD
Laptop: Zotac 2070 MaxQ, I7 8750, 32gb RAM, 500gb SSD + 2TB SSD
Main Game: Warcraft Classic
Haters gonna hate
granted, but you end up falling in love with that friend but they reject you and you spend your entire life stalking them
I wish the Oakland A's won the AL west... oh wait THEY DID!
but seriously
I wish to be able to travel through the multiverse at will with complete control over where i end up.
Granted, but doing so transforms you into a random inanimate object upon arrival.
I wish I knew some form of martial arts.
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Granted, you now know Granny-Fu, and it's only effective against grandmothers.
I wish I had Nibbler from Futurama as a pet.
Granted, but the Nibbler eats your family.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.
I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.
He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.
Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.
I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.
Granted, but somebody beat my ass, came to the keyboard and corrupted it anyway. With corruption!!!
I wish I didn't have class tonight.