Corrupt your spell

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granted, but they are made of sand...

i wish i had ankh

Granted, but it only returns you to the brink of death, causing you to most likely die again very shortly.

I wish I had hungering cold

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Granted, but it only returns you to the brink of death, causing you to most likely die again very shortly.

I wish I had hungering cold

Granted, but the cold is so hungry that it would eat you.

I wish I had That Retarded Horse.

[decrepittroll]

Granted, but the cold is so hungry that it would eat you.

I wish I had That Retarded Horse.

Granted, but you now look like your horse.

I wish i had shadow form.

[H3ll]

Granted, but you now look like your horse.

I wish i had shadow form.

Granted, but shadowform moves you do a dimension of darkness where every single creature wants to hunt you down and kill you, and there is no escape

I wish i had a GM item that kills everything in sight instantly on my command, including mods while i'm immune to it!

(About time to make it a little bit more challanging)

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Granted, but shadowform moves you do a dimension of darkness where every single creature wants to hunt you down and kill you, and there is no escape

I wish i had a GM item that kills everything in sight instantly on my command, including mods while i'm immune to it!

(About time to make it a little bit more challanging)

Granted, but it was a mace and your character was transformed into a hunter.

I wish for cookies, rainbows and everything jolly!

[decrepittroll]

Granted, but shadowform moves you do a dimension of darkness where every single creature wants to hunt you down and kill you, and there is no escape

I wish i had a GM item that kills everything in sight instantly on my command, including mods while i'm immune to it!

(About time to make it a little bit more challanging)

Granted, but you get hacked and your item is sold to a vendor. (muahahaha)

i wish i could have a title above my head that said "Jenkins" ^_^

[grothezk]

Granted, but shadowform moves you do a dimension of darkness where every single creature wants to hunt you down and kill you, and there is no escape

I wish i had a GM item that kills everything in sight instantly on my command, including mods while i'm immune to it!

(About time to make it a little bit more challanging)

Granted, but then GhostCrawler comes with it's nerf-bat and breaks your legs. No inmunity while the king is in da house!

Wish I had Warstomp

EDIT: i wish i could have a title above my head that said "Jenkins" ^_^
granted, but all the birds now land on it and poop it.

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Wish I had Warstomp.

Granted, but you stun yourself too.

I wish I had Blood Fury.

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Granted, but you stun yourself too.

I wish I had Blood Fury.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack

I wish for Dense Embersilk Bandage.

[decrepittroll]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack

I wish for Dense Embersilk Bandage.

Granted, but its so dense that its too heavy for you to carry

I wish for phat lewts.

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Granted, but its so dense that its too heavy for you to carry

I wish for phat lewts.

Granted, but they are too fat for you to carry (cwutididthar?)

I wish I had a [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

[FattyXP]

Granted, but it only returns you to the brink of death, causing you to most likely die again very shortly.

I wish I had hungering cold

Granted but... hey wait isn't that already what reincarnate does?

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Granted, but they are too fat for you to carry (cwutididthar?)

I wish I had a [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

Granted, but because of the gross inflation of item levels... its useless.
I wish I could spam icelance at everyone I didn't like.

[Tirrath]

Granted, but your version of Ice Lance is a snowball.


I wish I could teleport to anywhere I wanted.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your version of Ice Lance is a snowball.


I wish I could teleport to anywhere I wanted.

Granted, but everytime you teleport you faint and a wild, hungry tiger is spawned next to you.

I wish i had Strangulate

[emute]

Granted, but everytime you teleport you faint and a wild, hungry tiger is spawned next to you.

I wish i had Strangulate

Granted but your the 1 getting Strangulated

I wish for Safe Fall

[Mavecryst]

Granted but it takes you forever to reach the ground.

I wish for ghost wolf.

[Deleted]

Granted but it takes you forever to reach the ground.

I wish for ghost wolf.

Granted, but you will actually be a ghost, thus dying and not being able to return to your normal body. Nor will you be able to contact anybody

I wish I had Dark Simulacrum!

[DionLight7]

Granted, but you will actually be a ghost, thus dying and not being able to return to your normal body. Nor will you be able to contact anybody

I wish I had Dark Silacrum!

Granted but it will only work on other Deathknights

I wish I had Flame Shock

[emute]

Granted but it will only work on other Deathknights

I wish I had Flame Shock

Granted but you will be shocked for 30mins every time you see flames

I wish for Pick Lock

[Alraml]

Granted but you will be shocked for 30mins every time you see flames

I wish for Pick Lock

Granted, but it has a 90% fail rate and is super loud to do.

I wish I had Underwater Breathing