as is...
what do you call a woman with 2 black eyes??
nothing she hasn't been twice already
as is...
what do you call a woman with 2 black eyes??
nothing she hasn't been twice already
Alright so I walk in to my friends house SOAKING WET. I mean it was just pouring down raining outside. So I walk in. Friend goes.. "raining outside?". I'm like NOPE, just walking my fish.
Heres your sign.
I used to have a fear of hurdles. Now I'm over it.
Never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
I don't like Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
What's ET short for? Because he only has little legs.
Keep the racist and sexual jokes out of the thread. Check the forum guidelines for what's appropriate.
A little girl ran into her house, holding a £10 note. Her mum asked "Where did you get that?" and she replied "Little Billy next door said he would give me it if I did a cartwheel whilst he sat in a tree". Her mum responded "Don't do that again, he just wants to see your panties".
The next day, she runs into her house, holding a £20 note. Her mum yet again asked "Where did you get that?" and she replied "Little Billy next door said he would give me it if I did a cartwheel whilst he sat in a tree". She responded "Didn't I tell you he just wanted to see your panties?". The little girl said "Yes, but I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today."
Not that great, I know
Edit: Just read Fuzzzie's post. Not sure if this would classify as too sexual but please delete this post if it does.
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
"It's clear this is another bash Apple thread. Such things are not conducive to a good discussion."
WRONG! Those are the BEST discussions!
yo momma so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion
yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes OUTSIDE
i got more ill ad l8r
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
Deja Moo - The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then its fun and games but you can't see.
Good stuff so far guys, keep it coming
Why did the chicken cross the playground
To get to the other slide..
Ahaha.. get it.. get it?
* sadface*
What kind of cheese is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
It's hard to read the jokes when you color them like that Just bold or underline them
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Your mother is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Your mother is so fat, last time she had a rectal exam they found Bin Laden.
... can't think of any more good ones right now
How do you keep idiots in suspense?
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I'll tell you tomorrow...
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken.
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What book do developers learn to read from?
See Dot, See Dot Run.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"