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    Your best pickup lline

    So there is a girl i like, but im not sure how to get a date!

    give me your best pickup line!
    maybe i can use it!

    tyvm

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    Do you like fireworks? because I do I like the ones that go like this *firework noise with mouth while spreading arms wide apart with one going around her*

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    Are those pants purple? 'cause that ass is epic!

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltRSQ9Lx9iQ

    Sorry, couldn't resist :P

    TBH with you, I don't know, how well does she know you? I think it greatly depends on that aswell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzzie View Post
    Moving.....
    woops

    didnt even realize

    ty

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    i may be a nerd but i know that pick-up lines = being afraid of exposing your real interess. girls appreciate when you are direct and not ashamed of what you really want.

    the pick-up line? simply tell her that you find her attractive and want her number to know her better.. that easy

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    I put on my robe and wizard hat...

    No but seriously, first thing i said to my current girlfriend was "/me picks up his old copy of dungeons and dragons"

    Also: "Can i raid your molten core"
    Last edited by Dethric; 2011-02-21 at 11:20 PM.

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    The word of today is legs - so lets get upstairs and spread the word

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    Talk to her like a normal person? :>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theonen View Post
    Talk to her like a normal person? :>
    dude i play wow
    that would never work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theonen View Post
    Talk to her like a normal person? :>
    This, say Hi and be yourself...
    "Druid must be boss, Hunter is just Drain-monkey.

    Hunter scatter this rogue.
    Hunter drain that priest.
    Hunter where is frost trap. Bad Hunter! No banana!
    Hunter where is flare? No flare, you get replaced by retarded warrior!"

    -Huainy

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    I don't use pickup lines.

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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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    Stalk her till she goes swimming, then it's your time to shine. Stroll up to her, triumphant and confident, lean in, and whisper into her ear,

    'Chlorine makes my skin melt, so technically I'm already inside you. How bout it?'

    I still can't believe my mate actually got a girl that way. She did give him herpes though. So whatever.

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    "I don't suppose you'd be interested in casual sex, would you?"

    You'd be surprised at the success rate of this line depending on location and presentation.

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    The word of the day is legs, so how about we go and spread the word?

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    "hey, does this smell like choloroform to you?"

    "hey, do you enjoy rape?"
    nope
    "good, good"

    in all seriousness, be yourself, try to act funny or atleased semi humerous
    and dont be a martyn, dont be a cocky dick, you get nowhere, trust me.

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    Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.

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    You look like my first wife! (how many have you had?) None.

    It worked for me once. P.S. if you're not 30 yet consider sayin girlfriend instead :P

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