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  1. 2011-03-13, 10:27 PM #141
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    I pulled a screwdriver out of my pocket. Needles to say it's useless as I'm screwed anyway.
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  2. 2011-03-13, 10:28 PM #142
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    A wild turkey...maybe it can possibly slow my descent.

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    I pulled a screwdriver out of my pocket. Needles to say it's useless as I'm screwed anyway.
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    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.
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  3. 2011-03-13, 10:29 PM #143
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    Extension cord. I'm pretty fucked.
    You can tell WoW changed the MMO for good when players started complaining about the amount of time they sink, into a time sink.
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    A clock, at least they'll know the time of death
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    Thought of a Helicopter full on fuel. Not sure how to jump outta a plane with it but maybe it will start befor i hit the ground...
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  6. 2011-03-13, 10:35 PM #146
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    I created an explosion with my peach staff on the water to soften my landing.
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  7. 2011-03-13, 10:35 PM #147
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    It is not recommended to replace your parachute with hot pockets delicious, delicious hot pockets.
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    You may be smarter than me but I inherited a multi-million dollar enterprise.
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  8. 2011-03-13, 10:36 PM #148
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    i thought of a fotball and so i will aim for water, kick the ball in to the water right before myself and survive
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    these isolated tracks really do show the playing warts & all which is a good thing. I'd hate to think that my musical heros were machine like perfectionists. Steve Harris is & will always be just a cockney geezer who also happens to be a fucking great bass player!
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    i picked a claymore .. your know those 30" swords .... well i think i died because i tried to pull a cloud * try to land with the sword pointed downward to absorb the blow*
    Frost mage: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/characte...korot/advanced
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  10. 2011-03-13, 10:39 PM #150
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    I picked my corpse. Yes, specifically my corpse.
    Maybe the paradox will cause space itself to decide to save me...

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    I thought of my couch.

    I guess... If I time it JUST right... I could jump off of the couch at the last moment and avoid a fatal impact?

    Does that actually work?
    I'm pretty sure it works, as in, it slows you down. Wont save you from dying though since the change is so small.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hrothgrar View Post
    Not sure how my girlfriend would like being pulled out of my pocket and into a certain death. =(
    Your girlfriend as an "object"?

    Ell oh ell.
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  12. 2011-03-13, 10:43 PM #152
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    A wild turkey...maybe it can possibly slow my descent.



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    Flap those wings you crazy turkey.
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    An M1a3 tank. I'm not sure how the HELL that fit in my pocket, but it apparently did, and it absorbed enough of the impact for me to survive.
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    I pulled out a receipt of the petrol I got at Tesco the day before..... joy
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    WELL.... You see, I have this ball and... I mean, I don't think it's up for saving any lives today...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Led ++ View Post
    Flap those wings you crazy turkey.
    You just made me realize the irony of thinking of a turkey, while the main character in wow is...a laser turkey...

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    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.
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  17. 2011-03-13, 10:47 PM #157
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    Haha, I kinda read this thread topic while the movie "Eraser" with Arnold Schwarzenegger was on, with the parachute scene and the plane, so I thought of a Parachute.
    Hi
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    I thought of a thread similar to this one, so I guess I pulled out a MMO-champion forum thread out of my pocket and gently surf on it all the way down to earth? Or, if that doesn't work, I guess I'm going to go die happy atleast
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  19. 2011-03-13, 10:54 PM #159
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    how did i manage to fit a bong in my pocket?
    at least i'll die happy
    Quote Originally Posted by Synthaxx
    I suppose Putricide is now known as "Green Spray Farty Gas Man". And i guess Blood Queen Lana'thel is now called "Time of Month Vampire Woman" with attacks such as "Bitey Bitey your friend" and "Fly high and spread fade".
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  20. 2011-03-13, 11:02 PM #160
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    A hammer... hmm.
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