^ I probably could, but I'm 90% certain I'd injure myself in the process.
< Is not titanium.
v Is bulletproof and has nothing to lose. (also knows the song I'm talking about!)
^ I probably could, but I'm 90% certain I'd injure myself in the process.
< Is not titanium.
v Is bulletproof and has nothing to lose. (also knows the song I'm talking about!)
^ just referenced david guetta* sighs
< is probably not bulletproof
v does not enjoy listening to experimental music
^ I don't know what that is but music I haven't heard of is usually like vegetables I've never tasted: I don't like them.
< Glad to see this thread finally get bumped today
v Can curl their tongue
^ I can't!
< Is also ticklish.
v Will wink their left eye and then their right.
BROPAW!!! D:<
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^Remebers "My Song"
<Older than dirt
V doesn't know who Miles Davis is
^ I admit I only know who he is because he's referenced as a joke in Billy Madison.
< Thinks it's cute when people are still ticklish.
v Likes salty things
^ Is touching me inappropriately.
< Doesn't play the piano anymore. I wish I never gave it up when I was younger.
v Is musically gifted!
^ Wait what? No, I suck at music
< Is so horrible at music that if I tried I'd get fined.
v Is better at music than me.
^ Well, I don't have a job.
< Is doing laundry.
v Is in the laundry.
^ Nah. Tumble dryer.
< Is terrified of the spin cycle.
v Loves the feel of just dried pyjamas.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Yes I did and I'll do it again; you're fat.
< Totally isn't overweight at all, nope.
v Is under the norm when it comes to weight.
^ For America? Yah.
< Has a fancy new sweatshirt. It's fuzzy on the inside.
v Has to wear warm clothes more than they'd like.
^ I don't really mind warm clothes.
< Is still doing laundry.
v Is a dirty pair of socks.