Zombie apocalypse shopping list

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Yai for over-tired trying-to-be-funny threads. *sigh* Here goes nothing, have fun!

So, let's say a zombie apocalypse is right at your door, and you can only pick 3 items to take with you, and 1 food item before your parents/spouse/cat is going to murder you!
And everyone needs a plan of action, were would you go?

1: Frying pan
2: Hunting bow
3: Umbrella

Pack of Müsli bars!

1 way trip to Canada in a stolen SUV.

[Resentful]

1: A quick sword
2: Crossbow
3: Gasmask :P

Beefjerky

Fuck that, die like a champion and go in a blaze of glory. Kill all you can!

[wrathblade]

1: probably a mellee weapon like a axe
2: long bow for long distance shooting
3: M4 for when hell breaks lose:P

id go with a cheeseburger

id go to the nearest tall building or shopping centre with a supermarket enough food and water to last a long while + id beable to close the place down so i can sleep in piece! and not pieces!

[Joathen]

1.) AR-15 with backpack full of clips / rounds.
2.) .44 Magnum, damn accurate and personal favorite due to flair.
3.) Folded steel machete, for close encounters.

4.) Beef Jerky + Water Bottle.

Find a diesel powered SUV (diesel so you can refill using cooking oils,) and head up north to Canada, although traveling by boat would be prefered.

[Redgoon23]

1. Potato Gun
2. Swimming Suit
3. Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

A thermal mug filled with hot chocolate.

[Deleted]

1. My Fist Weapon/Knife
2. A wooden board from under my bed.
3. closest beer bottle I can grab (Only ranged weapon I have fires weak orange rubber bullets and requires some work before I can grab it)

bottle of water

grab keys of my parent's car and first head to a supermarket with easy vechile accesability (as in: I can place the damn vehicle infront of an openable door without needing a key or something that can cut through metal)
Fill up the car with food and water. after that drive to the nearest tower, hope there's enough stuff there to barricade the place with and attempt to gain contact with more survivors.

[Spl4sh3r]

Not sure if you mean "any item" or "any item at your place".

First option:
1. Sniper Rifle
2. A duffle bag filled with ammo for the sniper
3. Keys to a place where I can hang out that got panic room and what not
Food: Multiple cans of Ravioli <3
Place: Look at 3.

Second option:
1. Any long object that I can use to fight with, like baseball bat (whatever I find first)
2. Bag with all my notebooks+pen (to make a diary)
3. Some nice outfit (stealthy and such)
Food: Bacon
Place: Probably would start with my university and go from there if I need to move

[ciggy]

Old shit records ala shaun of the dead. hehe.

Loads of guns, and snackie cakes. AND robert kirkman so he can tell me how his walking dead series is gonna end and give me advice.

[Darios]

1. Dual Short swords
2. Dual Mac 11's
3. Backpack

Fight your way through the horde of zombies in style, take what you need, find a truck and head north.

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Not sure if you mean "any item" or "any item at your place".

First option:
1. Sniper Rifle
2. A duffle bag filled with ammo for the sniper
3. Keys to a place where I can hang out that got panic room and what not
Food: Multiple cans of Ravioli <3
Place: Look at 3.

Second option:
1. Any long object that I can use to fight with, like baseball bat (whatever I find first)
2. Bag with all my notebooks+pen (to make a diary)
3. Some nice outfit (stealthy and such)
Food: Bacon
Place: Probably would start with my university and go from there if I need to move

Basically any item, as it's just a fun post.

[Radaney]

1. Spear
2. Shield
3. Ladders
Food: Packets of Titan Bars.

Gonna camp at the top of some stairs, poking zombies down when they get in range eventually horde of bodies will clump the stairs and none will be able to get to me. Keeping in mind they're just mindless ones not like tanks of Left 4 Dead xD.

[Glnger]

1. A diaper for when i sh*t myself

[georgevonfranken]

1. Silenced smg
2. Nanosuit from Crysis
3. And some companion so i dont go crazy

And i really dont know what food id bring.

Find some nice 2 story house, knock out the stairs and camp out on the second floor. And if they do someone get through iv got a godly nanosuit

[PlzDontYoink]

1. Magpul Masada
2. A pack filled with ammo and supplies
3. Some kind of blade
Food - Fritos!
Location - Elgin, SC

[wicker]

grew up reloading my own ammo so

reloading kit

Survival Kit

combo rifle/shotgun y only use 1 when u can buy 2 in 1.....

as for the food item no need kill what small game u can when u cross it and smoke it will last u a good while

ah and for a little bang for ur buck the blackpowder from the reloading kit can be used 2 make pipe bombs

[Auliô]

1) Baseball Bat, Wood.
2)A decent size, easy to carry note book, along with a few pens/pencils, to write down my adventures
3)I would try to find a gun, but if I coulden't find one, Grab a couple knifes out of my kitchen.

I would grab a couple boxes of cereal bars, quick and easy.

I would go North, Maybe to Canada or something, Find a truck, No car shit, I need something big to plow zombies over haha.

I would try and help others alive and help them, I'm ready for the day this happens. lol

[sweepdeepsPL]

1: .20 Gauge Pump-Action Shotgun + .20 Deer Slug Ammo.
2: As many cans of Spam as you can fit in a backpack.
3: A bad-ass melee weapon, preferably a Machete or a Frying Pan.

[Boloney]

1. Titanium alloy katana with diamond edged blade - normal katanas would break after hitting to many bones
2. Tightly woven cannabis full body suit - to protect from being bitten and ripped apart
3. Long cannabis rope - to get to where I need to go

Food: Dried fruit, meat, and nuts.
Location: I would travel through low populated areas, scavenging non-perishables.

I am prepared!

[Hanto]

1) Cheeseburgers
2) Cheeseburgers
3) Cheeseburgers

Food: Maybe some Nutrigrain bars?
Not gonna lie, I'm not a fighter. I'll probably cut my own arm off before whacking off a Zombie's. Better just fatten myself up to prepare a decent feast. :|

[fightoffyourdemons]

1.)Some sort of sword
2.)nice clothes(if i'm gonna die i'm gonna die in style)
3.)drivers license(so they can id the body)

Food:Oreos

I'd probably go somewhere nice like the bahamas so i can take my first vacation before i die