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Hey,
Me and my friend thought it could be funny to make up some sex achievements in the wow achievement style.
I came up with a couple ideas already:
10* 'Fresh Breeze'
Get laid in any outdoor area.
10* 'What what in the Butt'
Have anal intercourse with a woman.
20* '2 on 1'
Get laid by two women at the same time.
10* 'Can't get enough'
Atleast 6 times sex with the same partner in one night.
15* 'What you don't know won't hurt you'
Have sex with your ex-girlfriend while your new girlfriend is still at your place.
10* 'Taking a ride on the backseat'
Have sex in a car.
10* 'Heartbreaker'
Have sex with a woman who's in a relationship.
I was hoping you could come up with some more
And please think of funny names when you do so just achievement requirement is kinda lame.
(I don't know if this is allowed since there might be underage people reading these, so feel free to delete the thread if it's against the terms of use)
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Thread: The Sex Achievement System
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2011-05-03, 11:16 AM #1Deleted
The Sex Achievement System
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2011-05-03, 11:18 AM #2Deleted
In before lock...
Could be fun though to make this a forum game lol....
Mile High Club - guess what that's about
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2011-05-03, 11:19 AM #3Deleted
Seriously what the use of this?
Sad person beign sad? Grow up srsly.
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2011-05-03, 11:20 AM #4Bloodsail Admiral
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You're so mature.
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2011-05-03, 11:20 AM #5The Unstoppable Force
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I did smile...at some of them <.<
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2011-05-03, 11:22 AM #6The Unstoppable Force
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Wowwww.... really?
"A flower.
Yes. Upon your return, I will gift you a beautiful flower."
"Remember. Remember... that we once lived..."
Originally Posted by mmocd061d7bab8
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2011-05-03, 11:22 AM #7Stood in the Fire
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Uggh... Some of those are douchebagbased and seriously rude... Sex is a beautiful thing, not something that should help you cheat, atleast if you had these achievments as a motivation for it...
Originally Posted by Boubouille
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2011-05-03, 11:24 AM #8Deleted
ibfl but... 10 'Orly?' Try hitting on some one with a fake story of how you saved a blind monkey from a fire.
Last edited by mmocfcc331988d; 2011-05-03 at 11:25 AM. Reason: typo
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2011-05-03, 11:26 AM #9Stood in the Fire
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"Downing the Dark Lady"
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2011-05-03, 11:31 AM #10Blademaster
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"Headshot"
Guess what it is.
Edit: How about
"Call in the Cavalry"
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2011-05-03, 11:33 AM #11Deleted
[Two-Timer]: Have sex twice in X amount of time.
[Lunch Lady]: Nail a lunch lady... (obvious much?)
Edit: I thought I would continue finding some, cause it's just so much fun!
[Dangerous Love]: Have sex with a crazy person.
["FOOD FIGHT!"]: Also pretty obvious...
[The Mask Task]: Have sex while wearing a mask.
[Drunken Stupor]: Have sex with a non-attractive person because you're drunk.
[Torch Juggler]: You know.
Last edited by mmoc1c102f2115; 2011-05-03 at 11:39 AM.
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2011-05-03, 11:35 AM #12Scarab Lord
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[Hit and run]
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- Escape building within 2 minutes of Boyfriend entering house
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2011-05-03, 11:36 AM #13Field Marshal
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Sex is a sport like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye. Originally Posted by marrefar
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2011-05-03, 11:36 AM #14Epic!
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Seriously?
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2011-05-03, 11:42 AM #15Field Marshal
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Sexmachine
- Gather x amount in the proffesion 'Sex'
Cowgirl
- Let your lady ride you for atleast 10 minutes
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2011-05-03, 11:42 AM #16Deletedsome are pretty funny, you got it :> Originally Posted by Lazaroz
[Two-Timer]: Have sex twice in X amount of time.
[Lunch Lady]: Nail a lunch lady... (obvious much?)
Edit: I thought I would continue finding some, cause it's just so much fun!
[Dangerous Love]: Have sex with a crazy person.
["FOOD FIGHT!"]: Also pretty obvious...
[The Mask Task]: Have sex while wearing a mask.
[Drunken Stupor]: Have sex with a non-attractive person because you're drunk.
[Torch Juggler]: You know.
and to all the haters: wtf it's just for fun -.-
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2011-05-03, 11:43 AM #17Mechagnome
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Yea, kinda like in Moon Guard US in goldshire, yes please more that kind of stuff!
ERP FTW?
No thanks.
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2011-05-03, 11:49 AM #18Deleted
Wut da hell? Inb4 lock
Last edited by mmoc3e0efa8d7a; 2011-05-03 at 11:51 AM.
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2011-05-03, 11:51 AM #19Brewmaster
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OP is a complete rat.
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2011-05-03, 11:51 AM #20The Lightbringer
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"A gift that keeps on giving."
get an std while trying to get this chieve.
