<3
Also, I laughed for 1 minute at this.
Damn, there are these 2 women downstairs for exactly 4 hours, chit-chatting with my mom and grandma, and I can't go eat. -.-'
Why not? They want to talk to you, they have to deal with it. That's what I used to do to my sister's boyfriends.
Not naked, I'm far too pale for that. But I'd walk around with nothing but a towel on and be like "oh heeeeeeeey, buddy!" and then go in for the bear hug and whisper "how's it gooooooooooing?"