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    Once Upon a time...

    Rules are add on to the story where the person above left off.

    Once upon a time in a forest...
    Haters gun be hatin'

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    There was a centaur orgy.

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    that wouldn't stop growing,
    ''If MMORPG players were around when God said, "Let their be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.'' Quoted from-

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    and they took up the rest of the matter in the universe. Universe Gone. The End.

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    WEll, thats all foks!
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    Come back again for a kraken orgy
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    Every day I wake up, log in and look at the nine other class icons in the character creation screen. Then I burst into laughter, create a portal into a distant realm, do a motherfucking double backflip through that portal while slinging pastries and blasts of PURE COSMIC ENERGY everywhere, respeccing into frost midair and deep freezing two gnomes before landing on my feet. In my wake only disintegrated corpses, strudel crumbs and adorable turtles are found.
    Yeah, I troll, Whatever

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    *AHEM* Once upon a time there was a kraken orgy...

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    and a japanese school girl

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    they all got along very well until


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    GI Joe came in and broke up the party.

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    and gave everyone Mallomars

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    but before he could utter a lyric a monstrous moose appeared before him to do battle...

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    But he realosed he was fat and took his own life.

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    the moose suddenly revealed that it had laser beams on its antlers and began shooting everyone


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    But Stephen Colbert was swift and cunning, for he knew the moose's ultimate weakness...

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    And pow! Stephen Colbert struck down the moose with one mighty blow to the nads. AS he stood triumphently over the moose, a new challenger stepped out from the shadows...
    Haters gun be hatin'

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    Falcon paaaaaawnch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Proudly wearing his tight purple jump suit, Captain Falcon stood, after he had just landed a successful falcon punch to his opponent


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    Captain Falcon burst from the Blue Falcon balls blazing and quickly followed up his Falcon punch with a knee of justice right into Stephen's gut...

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