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My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”
- Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car
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2011-08-09, 03:53 PM #1Dreadlord
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Always keep your condoms in your car...
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2011-08-09, 03:54 PM #2The Patient
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Old thread/commercial/lesson. Next.
"Come...the task should not be that difficult; I need only direct my blades towards the smell of shit."
"It is a curse.. being blessed with so much to offer."
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2011-08-09, 03:54 PM #3Brewmaster
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I feel like a bad person, but I laughed at this.
Originally Posted by broflexing
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2011-08-09, 03:55 PM #4Old God
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Can I have her number to tell her you was about to cheat... And nothing else..
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2011-08-09, 03:55 PM #5Deleted
that is so epic!! damn you're lucky
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2011-08-09, 03:56 PM #6Epic!
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Decent joke, I got a chuckle.
edit: you guys realize its a joke right? didn't actually happen to him...
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2011-08-09, 03:56 PM #7Dreadlord
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no offense but thats nothing to be happy about wish she would have caught you cheating on her
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2011-08-09, 03:56 PM #8Mechagnome
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No offense intended but old stuff is old...
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2011-08-09, 03:58 PM #9Blademaster
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Why does noone realize that it was a plot between the two sisters?...
Am i really the only one thinking this?
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2011-08-09, 03:58 PM #10Brewmaster
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Dump that girl :/ seriously... she tested your loyalty??? Try that same trick on her! Originally Posted by broflexing
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2011-08-09, 03:58 PM #11Dreadlord
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I didn't laugh sorry.
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2011-08-09, 03:59 PM #12Field Marshal
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2011-08-09, 04:00 PM #13High Overlord
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And that's why you always leave a note
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2011-08-09, 04:01 PM #14Deleted
This story is years old.
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2011-08-09, 04:02 PM #15Pandaren Monk
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Heard it before but I laughed that time so... 5/10?
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2011-08-09, 04:02 PM #16DeletedOh, and why would you put the punch-line in the title? Seriously. Originally Posted by Balloons
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2011-08-09, 04:02 PM #17High Overlord
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Originally Posted by Scythus
Really people? Is this what is happening to our society? All right let me make this very simple(you may want to lean in close so you don't miss anything).no offense but thats nothing to be happy about wish she would have caught you cheating on her
IT WAS A JOKE!!
/endrant
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2011-08-09, 04:03 PM #18Epic!
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Even for how old this is, it's still funny. And I'm pretty amazed at the people offering dating advise to the OP.
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2011-08-09, 04:05 PM #19Bloodsail Admiral
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Didn't laugh.
Originally Posted by Lochglen
Originally Posted by Rixis
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2011-08-09, 04:05 PM #20Warchief
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Old joke is old yet still amusing
