Chat thread v2.0

[semaphore]

I'm pretty sure the jackhammer would weigh more than she does :-/

I wish!

http://www.amazon.com/Neiko-Industri.../dp/B000K7U3G4
Item Weight: 60 pounds
Shipping Weight: 76 pounds

That said... I probably can't prop it up...

[obdigore]

Maybe she could get a battery-powered jackhammer that will stand itself up?

I feel like linking 'Weenie Ride' by Steel Panther at this point in time, but I probably shouldn't.

Caution, above song is NSFW.

[PizzaSHARK]

I wish!

http://www.amazon.com/Neiko-Industri.../dp/B000K7U3G4
Item Weight: 60 pounds
Shipping Weight: 76 pounds

That said... I probably can't prop it up...

I'm pretty sure you'd break something trying to ride it, anyway :/

[obdigore]

I wish!

http://www.amazon.com/Neiko-Industri.../dp/B000K7U3G4
Item Weight: 60 pounds
Shipping Weight: 76 pounds

That said... I probably can't prop it up...

Get naked and ride it like a pogo stick.

This is why we can't have nice things, no one thinks stuff through.

[semaphore]

I'm pretty sure you'd break something trying to ride it, anyway :/

I've always wondered if I could use it to travel around... Granted, the range is probably limited by the cord, but...

Get naked and ride it like a pogo stick.

Oldiegore's dirty mind concurs! :O

[PizzaSHARK]

I've always wondered if I could use it to travel around... Granted, the range is probably limited by the cord, but...

They don't really bounce like pogo sticks do, the vibrations aren't particularly pleasant.

Well, maybe they would be if you were She-Hulk or something. I'm pretty you'd just break your pelvis :/

[obdigore]

They don't really bounce like pogo sticks do, the vibrations aren't particularly pleasant.

Well, maybe they would be if you were She-Hulk or something. I'm pretty you'd just break your pelvis :/

Maybe she could put some sriracha on it?

[PizzaSHARK]

Maybe she could put some sriracha on it?

Turns out she just has tabasco, not sriracha. What can you say, the girl's got bad taste in sauces.

[semaphore]

Maybe she could put some sriracha on it?

Pfft, let's put that on you and see how you like it! :<

No wait, you probably already did and liked it...

Turns out she just has tabasco, not sriracha. What can you say, the girl's got bad taste in sauces.

I don't eat spicy stuff!

[PizzaSHARK]

Everything I say is innocent.

You are the only person who can say that and I will actually believe it.

[semaphore]

Everything I say is innocent.

I keep saying that too but Sharkie never believes me!

[PizzaSHARK]

Pfft, let's put that on you and see how you like it! :<

No wait, you probably already did and liked it...

Heathen.

I don't eat spicy stuff!

Give me 15 minutes to fix you some Tex-Mex and I'll change your opinion about spicy food.

[obdigore]

Pfft, let's put that on you and see how you like it! :<

No wait, you probably already did and liked it...


I don't eat spicy stuff!

Is that an offer? I would imagine it would depend entirely on where it gets put.

Of course you don't, you are british.

[semaphore]

You are the only person who can say that and I will actually believe it.

Trixie, show him your lawnmower fetish!

[Xanjori]

You are the only person who can say that and I will actually believe it.

Haha agreed, Sema just likes to act innocent at times, not sure why!

[PizzaSHARK]

Haha agreed, Sema just likes to act innocent at times, not sure why!

It's adorable, though, ain't it?

[semaphore]

Is that an offer? I would imagine it would depend entirely on where it gets put.

Your most sensitive region?
I hope you're uncut!

[Xanjori]

It's adorable, though, ain't it?

It's pretty amusing at least.

[semaphore]

Haha agreed, Sema just likes to act innocent at times, not sure why!

I'm totally innocent and pure and stuff, stop corrupting me with your Tilli fetishes!

[obdigore]

Your most sensitive region?
I hope you're uncut!

Your hopes and dreams are granted.

Sounds like something to try. I would elaborate but that might be too much for the poor japanophiles in this thread :P