Maybe, but I'm fairly sure my mother is saying awful things about me to the impressionable ones.
You see, she lives even more "in the middle of nowhere" than I do right now. She lives on a farm and is your stereotyped christian-values mother. Brother however, like many do now a days, experimented with drugs and attend raves and things of the sort. She very much disapproved of this and basically disowned us (because I've grown up with him and live with him, so clearly I'm Evil incarnate as well) So now she's been spreading around that we were corrupted by "The City" (even though I'm still just a small town person) and are into all sorts of crazy drugs.
...Worst I've done was Lemon Green Tea. And I was adventurous and tried 1/3rd of a cup of Coffee once
Basically, I got completely cut out of their lives for no good reason and am not welcome in their household because I belong to the "bad crowd".
All because that lady is absolutely bonkers.