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Tbh the most important thing you can teach kids from Zelda is not to pull swords outta stones. No it wont make you King Arthur, you'll just get kidnapped by some old guys and wont see your family for at least 7 years. Lesson number 2 is probably Mirror > ugly people.
Psssshhh grass and pots... everyone knows you play the song of storms/sun at spots where Navi goes green to get real fairies.
He just has that "I'm going to grow up evil and try to destroy the world" look.
I don't live in the US, but who are the Kardashians?
Is it misspelled?
Cardassians:
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