I realize the thread has moved on, but I was on my way home from work and I have a picture of a hilarious toy I found in a "toys and games" type shop once. This isn't internet - I actually took this one myself:
If any of my friends had a little girl (and a sense of humor) I would totally have bought that, just to be an ass.
me and digglett bash butts and then deeze nuts every day.
I'm fairly certain she's a man. He's in chat right now with me asking to bash our nuts together again. For the FOURTH time.