Should I just go gay?

[Lazuli]

my gf left me, should i Just go gay?

[Kraenen]

if you're okay with it then aren't you already gay or bi? (having romantic feelings for the same sex)

[Triskaideka]

Methinks you're being a tad bit overdramatic. o.O

[Rushro]

ever been dumped so hard you become a homosexual

[Christonya]

Yes. Women are awful.

[Jester Joe]

ever been dumped so hard you become a homosexual

Uh...nope.

I mean, if you already swing that way, you can test the water I guess. Personally I don't, so I wouldn't.

[Mormolyce]

I guess now is as good a time as any to experiment.

[Spraxle]

I'm sure you can find some handsome man at the local truck stop who will show you the ropes of being a little spoon.

[LiiLoSNK]

Every time your partner leaves you, you're pretty much supposed to swap sexual orientations alternating from dating men to dating women until you finally find someone who wont leave.

[Themius]

If you're bisexual you could try dating a guy.

[Drekker17]

Yes, means more women for me.

What makes you think a man is not going to break your heart just as much?

[Kraenen]

Every time your partner leaves you, you're pretty much supposed to swap sexual orientations alternating from dating men to dating women until you finally find someone who wont leave.

What do you do when you hit being asexual?

[Jester Joe]

What do you do when you hit being asexual?

You've reached nirvana.

[zealo]

Never hurts experimenting, if you just bexame single there's no obstacles in that way.

[LiiLoSNK]

What do you do when you hit being asexual?

Build a time machine and travel back to find your past self. That way sex can at least be fun... for 1 of you.

[Kivimetsan]

Why not have both? badaumdumdanananadundunddananananadundundund

[Noxina]

You've reached nirvana.

But thats a band?

sarcastic

[breadisfunny]

my gf left me, should i Just go gay?

what you do is call her asking her to take you back. keep doing it until she takes you back. has never failed me once.

[LiiLoSNK]

what you do is call her asking her to take you back. keep doing it until she takes you back. has never failed me once.

The ol' "take my back or i'll go have sex with men" technique. Works like a charm.

[Gheld]

If you're bisexual you could try dating a guy.

I dated a guy once. He whipped his murse out on the first date, and I just wasn't down with that.