Lol, that Harry Potter thing is the best thing I have ever read. I heard there is more, but I've never found it.
Ah yes, War. the first, with a mouth full of fangs ready to seize the throats of the peaceful. Famine, the second. Whose maw stretches ever wider to consume the bounty of the fields, leaving nothing behind. Pestilence, the third, ever revolted by the unholy blight he unleashes from atop his pale horse. And Conquest, the final rider, who looks upon his new and terrible kingdom with a childish joy.